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Old 8th-June-2008, 10:52 PM   #2680 (permalink)
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Re: Jokes
MENOPAUSE JEWELLERY...


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm
in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!
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