There was a young man called ChrisA
Who went dancing a lot, every day
The pervs were his hate
Andy M was his mate
He's a taxi, he'll show you the way
Okie. I know it's crap!
There once was a sheep type of man
Dancing? He bloody well can
He likes wearing hats
(I've not seen him in spats)
As for me, let's say I'm his fan
They get worse!!
There once was a fat ugly tramp
To clear him, you'd need a ramp
Some say he's a sinner
And just a beginner
On the forum, he'd every day camp
Okie. I'm going to give up now!!
Steve