| Condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own Condoms and kept the same tagline..........
Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Lickin' good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
A bbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wild"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, Strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in About 30 minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!!!
H eineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just Cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condom - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!!)
Nokia Condoms - Connecting people
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