[under par]

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irish man
were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The
American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at
him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow
lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Irish fellow felt decidedly low tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He
stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a
piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

Irish fellow finally said ----"Well, will you look
at that! I'm getting a fax."