What time do you start Work ?
A steelworker walks into a construction site and applies for a job. The site foreman is impressed by his job references and past experiences. He looks fit and has a good personality. He is on the verge of offering the man a job when he notices a break of six months in the employment record.
The foreman asks "what were you doing for six months ?”
The steel fixer shuffles his feet a bit and replies " There was an accident on site and I was injured with a disk cutter".
"That's awful "says the foremen, "was it a bad injury ?"
The steel fixer shuffles his feet even more and replies "its not something I would want passed around the site, but the disk cutter caught me in the groin and they had to amputate both my testicles in hospital later".
"Well I can see why you wouldn't want that known" said the foreman.
"You look fit enough now and your references are excellent so start tomorrow morning".
"That great" says the steelworker, "what time do you start on this site ?"
"Well" says the foreman "we start at 8.00am here, but we normally stand around scratching our balls for the first couple of hours, so you can start at ten".