Little Johnnie was late for school and so as he walked into the class his teacher asked him, "..and where have you been until this time young man - you're late?".
"Yes Miss", replied Little Johnnie who began to look very upset, "I didn't mean to be late but my daddy was burnt his morning - that's why I was late".
Feeling guilty, Little Johnnies teacher tried to make amends. "I'm very sorry to hear that Johnnie, that's a shame. I do hope it wasn't serious, was he burnt badly.?"
Little Johnnie looked up at his teacher and replied......,
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"Oh yes Miss - it was quite bad......
they don't f*ck about at the Crematorium...!!!"
