Since we have one for films...
There are several, but the one that has stuck in my mind for years and still makes me smile goes something like this:
"Silk! What happened to our old friend Brill?"
"He was trying to fly last time I saw him."
"It's a difficult skill that takes years to master."
"He doesn't have that long..." [looks over the edge]
[thump].....[thump]
"Does bouncing count?" [turns, straightens tunic and smiles] "what a beautifull night"
{
I can't remember the exact words, but it's something like that...I'll need to re-read the series.}
[faint then kick to jaw... Edward falls back, protecting his head; Anita drops back into fighting stance.]
"This is not a ****ing contest: you should have told me what was in there."
"I walked into it cold."
"Sh1t Edward.. Ted, you win: you're colder and tougher than me. Don't pi$s me off with this matcho crap."
[snip yada,yada,yada.. detective watching laughing till tears are streaming]
"If that's not you ****ed off, what is?"
[life drains from Anita's eyes]
"It's a good day; no-one's dead."
[heads back into the room]
{damn it, and I just read that chapter (again)...}