| Re: Wiggling (lack thereof)
When wiggling you need to be wary of cheap imported wiggles which don't meet the Department of Wiggling ISO9001-3. There have been attempts by the agents of S.M.U.R.F. to flood the market with their sub-standard wiggles. Be ever vigilant and leave all reports of suspected non-conforming wiggles in the Hollow Tree for further investigation.
At no time should you attempt to use a wiggle that you suspect may not be suitable for humans.
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