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Bigger Andy · 8th-November-2004, 01:12 PM

Flying Lessons

A woman wanting to learn how to fly a plane signs up at a small airport and was told they only equipment available is a helicopter. The woman thinks for a moment and says, "That’s fine, I'll just learn how to pilot a helicopter."

After some ground instructions the day of the solo comes and the woman is at the commands of the helicopter. She goes up 1000 feet with no problem, climbs to 2000 and the instructor asks " Is everything o.k. ?"

The woman responds; "Yes everything is going well."

The instructor is very happy to have such a great student and decides to give her the last test, so he orders the woman to climb to 3500 feet, make a turn and land.

The instructor goes out to see the landing when suddenly he sees the helicopter spiraling out of the sky ! Luckily, after the crash the student pilot was still alive !

The instructor asked her, "What happened when everything was going so well ?"

The pilot replied: "It was getting cold so I turned the outside fan off."

8th-November-2004, 01:12 PM	#1023 (permalink)
Bigger Andy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canterbury, Kent - The garden of England. Posts: 330 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 27	Re: Jokes Flying Lessons A woman wanting to learn how to fly a plane signs up at a small airport and was told they only equipment available is a helicopter. The woman thinks for a moment and says, "That’s fine, I'll just learn how to pilot a helicopter." After some ground instructions the day of the solo comes and the woman is at the commands of the helicopter. She goes up 1000 feet with no problem, climbs to 2000 and the instructor asks " Is everything o.k. ?" The woman responds; "Yes everything is going well." The instructor is very happy to have such a great student and decides to give her the last test, so he orders the woman to climb to 3500 feet, make a turn and land. The instructor goes out to see the landing when suddenly he sees the helicopter spiraling out of the sky ! Luckily, after the crash the student pilot was still alive ! The instructor asked her, "What happened when everything was going so well ?" The pilot replied: "It was getting cold so I turned the outside fan off."