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Old 9th-November-2004, 07:10 PM   #1026 (permalink)
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Re: Sentences Actually Found on Patients Charts

Thank you so much for those Phil, I really needed a good laugh and they certainly did the trick!

My two favourites....

19. Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid. (your thyroid's in your neck, isn't it )


23. Examination of genitalia reveals he is circus sized.
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