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Bigger Andy · 16th-November-2004, 01:07 PM

Painless Labour ?!?

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labour.

The doctor told the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labour pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." The married couple decided that they would give the machine a try. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father.

The husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more".

So the doctor turned it up to 50%.

The husband said "Why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing".

The doctor warned them "This much could kill you if your not prepared".

The husband replied "I'm ready".

The doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t feel a thing so the couple went home happy with a pain free labour !

However, when they got home the postman was dead on the front porch !

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Bigger Andy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canterbury, Kent - The garden of England. Posts: 330 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 27	Re: Jokes Painless Labour ?!? A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labour. The doctor told the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labour pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." The married couple decided that they would give the machine a try. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father. The husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more". So the doctor turned it up to 50%. The husband said "Why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing". The doctor warned them "This much could kill you if your not prepared". The husband replied "I'm ready". The doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t feel a thing so the couple went home happy with a pain free labour ! However, when they got home the postman was dead on the front porch !