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Old 19th-November-2004, 05:57 PM   #1035 (permalink)
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Did I make this up ?

FLIGHT DATA RECORDER (FDR) TRANSCRIPTS:

Mechanic #1: "Hey Bob I really don't think we're supposed to be up
here."

Mechanic #2: "Tony, you're such a worry wart. Anyhow, we're supposed
to be up here remember, we're cleaning this bird."

Mechanic #1: "Are you sure? I thought they told us to stay out of the cockpit"

Mechanic #2: ""Hey, look at me, I'm a pilot!!!...(Deep Voice) Ladies and
Gentlemen this is your captain speaking - We're at an altitude of 30,000
feet and Oh my . . .watch out for that mountain!!!.........Ahhhhhhhh (laughter).

Mechanic #1: Hey, man cut it out....Hey, don't touch that it says"engine start" on it...

Mechanic #2: Don't worry....they always turn these things off while
they’re at the gate. (Engine sounds in background....mechanics unaware)

Mechanic #2: Ready for takeoff......VRRRRRROOOOM VRRRRROOOOM (Throttles
rapidly moved from idle to full and back to idle and full again) WEEEEEEEE!

Mechanic #1: OH no, we're moving!!!

Mechanic #2: WE'RE GOING TO HIT THE WALL -- RUN !!!(Cockpit door opens and slams shut. Occupants heard running to back ofthe airplane screaming and yelling) 30 seconds later...... Throttles pulled back to idle.

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