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Bigger Andy · 24th-November-2004, 01:01 PM

A JAZZ CHORD

Stevie Wonder is touring one year, doing live gigs every night.

On his last night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to the stage. After a few tunes a Japanese man stands up in the crowd and screams at the top of his voice, "DO A JAZZ CHORD".

So Stevie being the hero that he is plays an A on his piano, followed by a 10 minute inprovised jazz solo, the crowd goes barmy, but the same Japanese man stands up and shouts again, "NO....DO A JAZZ CHORD".

So, Stevie plays a B minor, followed by another 10 minute riff.

"A FACKIN JAZZ CHORD", screams the Japanese man again.

"Look man", says an irritated Stevie Wonder as the crowd goes into silence, "You're gonna have to gimme a clue here, cos I don't know what you're on about man."

So the Japanese man stands up, and at the top of his voice sings.........

"A JAZZ CHORD, TOO SAY..... I RUV YOOOOOU"

24th-November-2004, 01:01 PM	#1038 (permalink)
Bigger Andy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canterbury, Kent - The garden of England. Posts: 330 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 27	Re: Jokes A JAZZ CHORD Stevie Wonder is touring one year, doing live gigs every night. On his last night the crowd is really rammed and go berserk as Stevie takes to the stage. After a few tunes a Japanese man stands up in the crowd and screams at the top of his voice, "DO A JAZZ CHORD". So Stevie being the hero that he is plays an A on his piano, followed by a 10 minute inprovised jazz solo, the crowd goes barmy, but the same Japanese man stands up and shouts again, "NO....DO A JAZZ CHORD". So, Stevie plays a B minor, followed by another 10 minute riff. "A FACKIN JAZZ CHORD", screams the Japanese man again. "Look man", says an irritated Stevie Wonder as the crowd goes into silence, "You're gonna have to gimme a clue here, cos I don't know what you're on about man." So the Japanese man stands up, and at the top of his voice sings......... "A JAZZ CHORD, TOO SAY..... I RUV YOOOOOU"