Sorry, Ash - you've completely misinterpreted the Ceroc Zodiac, the true meanings of which are:
ARIES TheyÕll ram you out of the way to get space on the dance-floor, especially when they are horny.
TAURUS They talk a good dance, but itÕs just a load of bull.
GEMINI They do a heavenly Double Trouble routine.
CANCER They only talk about the condition of their dancing in hushed tones, but when upset can be really crabbit.
LEO They portray themselves as Kings of the Dance-floor Jungle, but in the mane itÕs just pride and anyway theyÕre lion.
VIRGO TheyÕve never been asked to dance.
LIBRA TheyÕre perfectly balanced when dancing, as they have a chip on each shoulder.
SCORPIO They seem to have more limbs than most dancers, but watch out for the sting in their tail when upset.
SAGITTARIUS Their favourite dance music is the theme from ÒThe ArchersÓ
CAPRICORN They are always getting their dance-partner's goat by being horny all the time.
AQUARIUS They always carry copious amounts of water, which they shed from their skin while dancing. Those of a certain Age will also remove their clothes and dance naked.
PISCES Their touch is cold and clammy, and they have a fixed stare and an unfortunate smell about them.
