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Old 26th-November-2004, 11:12 AM   #1040 (permalink)
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Explaining sexuality - the modern way!

Forget about bees and flowers, computer language is modern and useful !!

"Daddy, how did I come into being ?"

OK, my son, time has come to do some man-to-man talking:

Daddy has met mommy in a chatroom, after sending lots of e-mails and
exchanging some .jpg´s and .bmp´s we decided to deepen the case.
So we handed out our mobile numbers and met in a cyber-café.
Later both of us ended up in the lavatory because mom wanted to do
a few "downloads" from daddy´s "memory stick".
As daddy was ready for the "uploading", we realized that we forgot about
installing a proper "firewall".
But it was to late to choose the "cancel" or "escape" button ...
Unfortunetaly we deleted the "do you really want to upload"-message in
the "settings" below "options".
Mommy´s "virus-scan" hasn´t been "upgraded" since a few weeks and failed
to detect and fight daddy´s intruding "blaster-worm".
After contacting a "system-admin" some days later we received the "rated download time is nine months"-message.

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