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31st-January-2007, 07:44 AM
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| Papa Smurf  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe
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Blog Entries: 4 Rep Power: 7 Rep.: 2394   | Hell is Freezing Over Day Today is Hell is freezing over day - apparently  So, what is everyone going to do today now that hell has frozen over ? any time in the past you have used the phrase, now you have to tell us what it was I'll be getting tickets for a Cheeky Girls Concert, having an all celery lunch and supporting England the next time they play football
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31st-January-2007, 08:36 AM
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Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1796 | Re: Hell is Freezing Over Day Quote:
Then and only then will I do my hell freezing over things. (* I mean.. what would Barry say otherwise!  )
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31st-January-2007, 09:47 AM
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| Ceroc N.I. Franchise Owner  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bangor, Northern Ireland
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Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1325 | Re: Hell is Freezing Over Day Get back with my horrible awful ex!  to whats beo said, i want proof
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31st-January-2007, 09:59 AM
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 Sending off for my horoscope, ordering draft Carling, reading another Jeffrey Archer novel... | |
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31st-January-2007, 10:19 AM
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31st-January-2007, 10:24 AM
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| Commercial Operator  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Northeastern Parts
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 (rep for the first person to get what I'm talking about)
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31st-January-2007, 11:23 AM
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Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 1710 | Re: Hell is Freezing Over Day Ummm. Switch to a communications degree. Sign up for AT classes. Stop being sarcastic 
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31st-January-2007, 11:32 AM
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31st-January-2007, 11:42 AM
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31st-January-2007, 12:00 PM
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I clearly remember saying those words... I'll put THAT in THERE the day Hell freezes over...    | |
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31st-January-2007, 12:20 PM
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Think British.
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31st-January-2007, 12:35 PM
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Robin Cousins' ice danced to "Satan Takes a Holiday" in the 80's.... | |
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31st-January-2007, 12:48 PM
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Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 901 | Re: Hell is Freezing Over Day A few years back I may have been heard saying that I'd try dancing when hell freezes over. 
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31st-January-2007, 01:52 PM
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31st-January-2007, 03:24 PM
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The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my first year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" (or so I'm told) | |
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31st-January-2007, 04:15 PM
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