Are we allowed personalised threads then?

[dave the scaffolder]

So then my lovely fellow forumites are we, or are we not, allowed personalised threads then?

Because if we are i would just like to point out just how great, marvellous and modest i am.

Please add a little sentence or two about your-good-self.

XXX XXX DTS

[Double Trouble]

Isn't there an introduce yourself to the forum thread to do that?

[Mezzosoprano]

Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder

So then my lovely fellow forumites are we, or are we not, allowed personalised threads then?

Because if we are i would just like to point out just how great, marvellous and modest i am.

Please add a little sentence or two about your-good-self.

XXX XXX DTS

Erm.... erm.... can't think of a thing!!! Blast it!

Work the crowd DTS, work the crowd .... will you be signing autographs later?

[dave the scaffolder]

Originally Posted by Mezzosoprano

Erm.... erm.... can't think of a thing!!! Blast it!

Work the crowd DTS, work the crowd .... will you be signing autographs later?

Dont panic i am here until thursday.

XXX XX DTS

[dave the scaffolder]

Originally Posted by Double Trouble

Isn't there an introduce yourself to the forum thread to do that?

There is but this is how great are you type, theme running thro this one.

XXX XXX DTS

[Trouble]

ok ready

i am currently dating a welsh guy who farts a lot, loves talking about himself and keeps getting chest hairs in my bath mat. He is also capable of great sex, great dancing and great comedy.

(you can pay me later DTS)....

I am a discreet little wallflower who blends in the background.

[dave the scaffolder]

Originally Posted by Trouble

ok ready

i am currently dating a welsh guy who farts a lot, loves talking about himself and keeps getting chest hairs in my bath mat. He is also capable of great sex, great dancing and great comedy.

(you can pay me later DTS)....

I am a discreet little wallflower who blends in the background.

Oh i say i thought that bath mat was a towel.

Thought it was a bit posh.
I dont fart a lot i fart on demand.

XXX XXX DTS

[Astro]

Have you ever dropped your lap top off the scaffolding?

I've got cradles on my block.

[dave the scaffolder]

Originally Posted by Astro

Have you ever dropped your lap top off the scaffolding?

I've got cradles on my block.

I am at home at the moment, and if you have cradles on you block.
See a good doctors, you can get cream for that you know.

XXX XXX DTS

[Trouble]

Originally Posted by Astro

Have you ever dropped your lap top off the scaffolding?

I've got cradles on my block.

DTS ... Laptop.....

the only laptop dave has consists of his lap and a jumper folded neatly on it.

[Astro]

Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder

I am at home at the moment, and if you have cradles on you block.
See a good doctors, you can get cream for that you know.

XXX XXX DTS

Yeah, I think you can paint it on.

Originally Posted by Trouble

DTS ... Laptop.....

the only laptop dave has consists of his lap and a jumper folded neatly on it.

[Trousers]

Originally Posted by Trouble

He is also capable of great sex, great dancing and great comedy.

Why does that sound like there is a bit missing that said "but he never bothers?"


Has he upset you?

[dave the scaffolder]

Originally Posted by Trousers

Why does that sound like there is a bit missing that said "but he never bothers?"


Has he upset you?

Trousers my lovely little sausage, Trouble has asked me to reply to your post.

Fyi i am hung like a japanese whaler and have the stamina of an very old sheepdog.

my new hips are on order and i keep taking the vitamins to build up my muscles.

Please send help.

XXX XXX DTS