Words that make you laugh

[Lee Bartholomew]

Tee Pee

[Double Trouble]

sausage

[Beowulf]

'discombobulate'
'borborygmus'
'zenzizenzizenzic'

[Miss Marmite]

Moist

[Terpsichorea]

Arsecandle
Wrongcock
Asshat
****nut

[Beowulf]

Originally Posted by Terpsichorea

****nut

Coco ?

[Terpsichorea]

Originally Posted by Beowulf1970

Coco ?

Guess again

[The Librarian]

Manhole

[Beowulf]

Originally Posted by Terpsichorea

Guess again

Brazil , cashew, hazel, macadamia, pecan, pine, pistachio, Wal or Pea?

Your original list aren't real words though.. You might as well add

Bumflange
arsegasket
or
Pastytickler

(I made those up btw)

they are just as funny as the words :-

"Ni !"
"Shrubbery!"
and
"Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm"

[Double Trouble]

Originally Posted by The Librarian

Manhole

PMSL........!


Brilliant...have some rep

[JiveLad]

Beefycurtains

[Cruella]

Fart






I do work with 7 year olds!

[Icey]

Originally Posted by The Librarian

Manhole

Especially funny when you consider "Manhole Cover"

[TurboTomato]

Originally Posted by Beowulf1970

'zenzizenzizenzic'

Bless you

[Beowulf]

Originally Posted by Beowulf1970

'discombobulate'
'borborygmus'
'zenzizenzizenzic'

Originally Posted by TurboTomato

Bless you

discombobulate - to fluster or disconcert, To throw into a state of confusion
borborygmus - The gurgling, rumbling, or growling noise from the abdomen caused by the muscular contractions of peristalsis, Bowel sounds.
zenzizenzizenzic - The eighth power of a number - obsolete

I was most discombobulated when I heard the borborygmus grumbings from my stomach for the "zenzizenzizenzic of 2"th (256th) time that day

They'd make great scrabble words .. that and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.. but that's a little difficult to fit on the board.. and also hard to play with only 7 tiles

[Lee Bartholomew]

Originally Posted by Beowulf1970

discombobulate - to fluster or disconcert, To throw into a state of confusion
borborygmus - The gurgling, rumbling, or growling noise from the abdomen caused by the muscular contractions of peristalsis, Bowel sounds.
zenzizenzizenzic - The eighth power of a number - obsolete

I was most discombobulated when I heard the borborygmus grumbings from my stomach for the "zenzizenzizenzic of 2"th (256th) time that day

I'd watch what your eating.

Some more

bacardigan n.
Tart fuel version of the beer coat. 'Are you sure you'll be warm enough walking along Whitley Bay seafront during a blizzard in November wearing just those skimpy Kylie shorts and a spangly boob tube?' 'Oh yes. I don't notice the cold when I've got me bacardigan on.'

chimping n.

The frankly unlikely, though i wouldn't put it past the Germans, act of soiling into your hands and throwing it at your partner, for your mutual pleasure. 'Mature professional gentleman, married, 52, seeks discreet, elegant, educated lady, 35-45, for long walks in the country, fine wine and food, trips to the theatre and sophisticated classical music concerts. Must be into chimping.'

singing ginger n. Scot.

Glaswegian slang for any beverage containing alcohol. 'An' gie me a bottle o' yer cheapest singing ginger, Jimmy.'

skyagra n.

A quick flick through the satellite TV channels before bedtime, made by a middle-aged gentleman in search of something to boost his flagging sex-drive.

[JiveLad]

Originally Posted by woodface

I'd watch what your eating.

Some more

bacardigan n.
Tart fuel version of the beer coat. 'Are you sure you'll be warm enough walking along Whitley Bay seafront during a blizzard in November wearing just those skimpy Kylie shorts and a spangly boob tube?' 'Oh yes. I don't notice the cold when I've got me bacardigan on.'

chimping n.

The frankly unlikely, though i wouldn't put it past the Germans, act of soiling into your hands and throwing it at your partner, for your mutual pleasure. 'Mature professional gentleman, married, 52, seeks discreet, elegant, educated lady, 35-45, for long walks in the country, fine wine and food, trips to the theatre and sophisticated classical music concerts. Must be into chimping.'

singing ginger n. Scot.

Glaswegian slang for any beverage containing alcohol. 'An' gie me a bottle o' yer cheapest singing ginger, Jimmy.'

skyagra n.

A quick flick through the satellite TV channels before bedtime, made by a middle-aged gentleman in search of something to boost his flagging sex-drive.

Ok - if we are moving in this direction then check out the million or so entries in the 'Urban Dictionary'

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testiculate
To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking *******s.

dick flick
The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs

[JiveLad]

I quite like this one:

retox
To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawl.

[Jamie]

Pants

EG: How pants is that!? ()

[littlewiggle]

Tiddlywink

Knickerbocker Glory