Writing a good sick note for a weekender

**stewart38** · 8th-October-2007, 05:03 PM

I was thinking with more weekenders its PARAMOUNT that we devise a good sick note/excuses

e.g Lynn is running out of holidays like many of us are (see Breeze thread)

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewart38

See Lynn no excuse now

The forum will write you a sick note for monday

My friend says phone at 6am monday before you finish your dancing (assuming your taking the monday as a sickie)

Say the truth

Your are sweating haven't been able to sleep all night etc

Phone at 6am so you dont have to talk to someone live ie leave message on the managers answer phone ?

Any other ideas ??

**Lory** · 8th-October-2007, 05:44 PM

Stewart, you do make me laugh!

Well, to add to what your mate said and to sound EVEN better, you could say, "even though I'm feeling like i'm at deaths door, I'll see if I can manage to come in for couple of hours later"

Then turn up, on the way back from the weekender, looking like **** and they'll take pity on you, cos you look so aweful

and probably send you home, saying what a great guy you must be...

Whispers round the office - did you see the state of him, poor love! He must be so dedicated to even attempt it!

**Lynn** · 8th-October-2007, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewart38

Say the truth

Your are sweating haven't been able to sleep all night etc

I'm a good girl, don't do sickies. Really, I only don't go into work on days I know I won't be able to function very well.* I did that once because I felt I had to go in (in a previous job) and spent the next week dealing with the extra work my mistakes I'd made trying to work when feeling awful.

*Of course post weekender I don't function very well!

**Vegetable** · 8th-October-2007, 08:06 PM

My Dog Ate My Tickets

**Lynn** · 8th-October-2007, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegetable

My Dog Ate My Tickets

Umm, its a sick note for the Monday back at work after a weekender, not for the weekender itself!

**Vegetable** · 8th-October-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynn

Umm, its a sick note for the Monday back at work after a weekender, not for the weekender itself!

Lol on this note....

I was ubducted by aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dep** · 22nd-March-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

to sound EVEN better, you could say, "even though I'm feeling like I'm at deaths door, I'll see if I can manage to come in for couple of hours later"

since my afternoon is only an hour and thirty minutes, maybe this is the one I should try.
Now, how do I sound convincing to the night shift that will answer the phone @ 6/7am?

**Lory** · 22nd-March-2008, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dep

since my afternoon is only an hour and thirty minutes, maybe this is the one I should try.
Now, how do I sound convincing to the night shift that will answer the phone @ 6/7am?

Don't worry about that, after a whole weekend of dancing and partying, you won't have to act!

**dep** · 22nd-March-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Don't worry about that, after a whole weekend of dancing and partying, you won't have to act!

Are you going to be there (BlazeIII) to ensure I'm not fit for work?

nebula · 22nd-March-2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegetable

Lol on this note....

I was ubducted by aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"aliens" - read sleep-deprived, already-experincing-withdrawal-symptoms, bone-weary, totally-relaxed inhabitans of blues room at 6am Monday morning

**dep** · 22nd-March-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nebula

"aliens" - read sleep-deprived, already-experiencing-withdrawal-symptoms, bone-weary, totally-relaxed inhabitants of blues room at 6am Monday morning

sdaewsbwtribr6mm do you really expect anyone to understand that?

especially @ 0600hrs.

**Lory** · 22nd-March-2008, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dep

Are you going to be there (BlazeIII) to ensure I'm not fit for work?

Oh yess

**dep** · 22nd-March-2008, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Oh yess

Oh, dear!

**Double Trouble** · 22nd-March-2008, 04:19 PM

*smug mode*

I don't work Mondays and Fridays.

I agreed with my boss that I would work 3 days a week and I knew it would be best to take these days off because if dance weekenders.

*not so smug mode*

If only I had a live in babysitter.

nebula · 23rd-March-2008, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dep

sdaewsbwtribr6mm do you really expect anyone to understand that?

especially @ 0600hrs.

Actually, I did - especially by the blues-rooms-inhabitants. Anyway, explanation forthcoming

:
Vegetable is a fantastic blues dancer. At 6am on Monday morning, when the weekender is finishing, you'd do anything to keep it going. One of the things would be to abduct Vegetable for private consumption.
Hope this makes it all clear now

**stewart38** · 25th-March-2008, 10:58 AM

Digging out old threads

nebula · 28th-March-2008, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewart38

Digging out old threads

So?

Weekenders are year-round-destination, just like the Canaries, so sickies are a year-round-excuse-hunting experience

**dep** · 29th-March-2008, 10:00 AM

The Scottish end of the week-ender season is under way.
Some might need original sick notes.

ChrisU · 29th-March-2008, 10:07 AM

Say your uncle Chris is ill in Yorkshire. I will back U up

DJ ChrisU

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Lory Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North London Posts: 7,245 Status: Working for world peace Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 3231	Re: Writing a good sick note for a weekender Stewart, you do make me laugh! Well, to add to what your mate said and to sound EVEN better, you could say, "even though I'm feeling like i'm at deaths door, I'll see if I can manage to come in for couple of hours later" Then turn up, on the way back from the weekender, looking like ** and they'll take pity on you, cos you look so aweful and probably send you home, saying what a great guy you must be... Whispers round the office - did you see the state of him, poor love! He must be so dedicated to even attempt it! __________________ MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE** "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

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Double Trouble Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Waltham Abbey Posts: 4,180 Status: quo are a bunch of ageing hippies Blog Entries: 3 Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 1402	Re: Writing a good sick note for a weekender smug mode I don't work Mondays and Fridays. I agreed with my boss that I would work 3 days a week and I knew it would be best to take these days off because if dance weekenders. not so smug mode If only I had a live in babysitter. __________________ "I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

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