Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all - Page 2

**Icey** · 18th-March-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Shark

What did the judge say?

See here All I can say is ouch.

**Double Trouble** · 18th-March-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Icey

See here All I can say is ouch.

So basically she lied about 90% of her earnings going to charities, when in fact, none of her salary went to any charities.

It just gets better and better.

There is another thread somewhere that details all the other lies she came out with over the years. She's just a nightmare & unfortunately, Paul fell for it...silly old bugger.

**Gav** · 18th-March-2008, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Double Trouble

So basically she lied about 90% of her earnings going to charities, when in fact, none of her salary went to any charities.

No, she just forgot to tick the box, honest, would she lie to us?

**Dreadful Scathe** · 18th-March-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gav

No, she just forgot to tick the box, honest, would she lie to us?

nah - she doesnt have a leg to stand on.....

...Im here all week, try the veal.

**Isis** · 18th-March-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Icey

See here All I can say is ouch.

Loved these bits:

"She seeks an award commensurate with being the wife of, and the mother of the child of, an icon."

In relation to her claim of 'exceptional' contribution to the marriage:

"She suggested he should have an acrylic finger nail."

"He gave her full credit for the idea of an acrylic finger nail which, he told me, was a brilliant idea."

**Isis** · 18th-March-2008, 06:31 PM

Junior saw this story on the front page of all the newspapers today and was asking what it was about.

I told her some woman married a very rich, famous guy worth £400 millon for a few years and them wanted to divorce him and get £125 million of his money but has been given £25 million.

She replied "Well that was a pretty good plan of hers, you have to admit."

She really, really worries me but if she's not a millionaire by the time she's 21, I'll be amazed.

Lost Leader · 18th-March-2008, 08:05 PM

I loved the last sentence of the judgement: "Nothing more needs to be said".

Yeah, right - after over 300 paragraphs. Judges eh - you gotta love their sense of humour.

*SPROGGS* · 18th-March-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Shark

Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all..

Yes I guess well all agree then! Totally lost it!

SPROGGS

Barry Shnikov · 19th-March-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lost Leader

I loved the last sentence of the judgement: "Nothing more needs to be said".

Yeah, right - after over 300 paragraphs. Judges eh - you gotta love their sense of humour.

Right now my admiration for judges has not recovered from a serious knock...

**DavidB** · 19th-March-2008, 05:35 PM

(Apologies if these have been posted before)

After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f***ed now, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

Heather Mills got a new prosthetic leg for Christmas.
It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking-filler.

What's the difference between cows and beetles?
Heather Mills disapproves of milking cows.

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

Heather Mills has already spent part of her divorce settlement on a plane. Although she'll continue to use a razor on the other leg.

Crazy Shark · 19th-March-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidB

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather."

bigdjiver · 19th-March-2008, 07:54 PM

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Dancing with the Stars, from which she received £110,000 for 2 months work.

Where's the green-eyed monster smiley when I need it?

Barry Shnikov · 19th-March-2008, 09:21 PM

I plan to marry Heather Mills, live with her for two years, give her helpful tips on not scowling in front of photographers, and then ask for £12.5 million when we divorce.

Whaddaya think?

**Gav** · 19th-March-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov

I plan to marry Heather Mills, live with her for two years, give her helpful tips on not scowling in front of photographers, and then ask for £12.5 million when we divorce.

Whaddaya think?

I think you'd stand a better chance of success if you marry Paul McCartney. After all, she's destitute with only £24m.

Crazy Shark · 19th-March-2008, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov

I plan to marry Heather Mills, live with her for two years, give her helpful tips on not scowling in front of photographers, and then ask for £12.5 million when we divorce.

Whaddaya think?

Go for it!! You have nothing holding you back, you gold digger

*Swinging bee* · 20th-March-2008, 10:18 AM

With her 24 milion divorce settlement she is going to buy a plane, she'll use a ladyshave for her other leg....

Barry Shnikov · 20th-March-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Shark

Go for it!! You have nothing holding you back, you gold digger

Mmm. Except for one thing.

She's got a great figure, but I don't find her all that attractive.

Do you think if I asked her to wear a paper bag it might reduce the amount I'll get in the divorce?

David Franklin · 20th-March-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov

Mmm. Except for one thing.

She's got a great figure, but I don't find her all that attractive.

Not so much 36-24-36 as 24-000-000, eh?

**robd** · 20th-March-2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov

She's got a great figure, but I don't find her all that attractive.

So what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Heather Mills?

Bring back Mrs. Merton!

**stewart38** · 20th-March-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Double Trouble

Did anyone see the speech she made when she came out of court yesterday?

My God that woman lives on another planet to the rest of us.

She won £24 million and her three year old daughter has £35,000 per year to spend and Heather was complaining that her daughter would have to travel 'B class' when Paul would be travelling 'A Class'.

I hate people who always want to be victims and Heather Mills has no concept of how insulting and ignorant her comments are to those of us in the real world who have been through divorces and are just happy to still have a roof over our heads and food in the cupboard for the kids.

OK, Paul McCartney is worth something stupid like £300 million, and in relation to what he has, she has only got a small portion of it, but she was only married to him for a short while and she wanted £125 million out of him, cheeky mare.

So come on then....does anyone think she was hard done by or is only her that thinks the world will end because she only has £24 million pounds to spend.

Tell me about it I have to travel business class to las vegas now as they are cutting back on first class and you just dont get the silver spoons any more

She won £24m out of ,...what is Paul worth some say £800m ? Id suggest she didnt do that well

He says he will go on a world tour to make up the money lost. It would be hard to survive on £776m

Paul McCartney ‘to go on tour again’ | Showbiz Gossip, Showbiz News, Entertainment News - Showbiz Spy

18th-March-2008, 06:31 PM	#26 (permalink)
Isis Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 1,222 Status: No Status Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 367	Re: Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all Junior saw this story on the front page of all the newspapers today and was asking what it was about. I told her some woman married a very rich, famous guy worth £400 millon for a few years and them wanted to divorce him and get £125 million of his money but has been given £25 million. She replied "Well that was a pretty good plan of hers, you have to admit." She really, really worries me but if she's not a millionaire by the time she's 21, I'll be amazed. __________________ Dance as if no-one is Watching, Sing as if no-one is Listening, Love as if you've never been hurt before, Live as if Heaven is a Place on Earth.

18th-March-2008, 08:05 PM	#27 (permalink)
Lost Leader Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Towcester Posts: 425 Status: No Status Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 211	Re: Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all I loved the last sentence of the judgement: "Nothing more needs to be said". Yeah, right - after over 300 paragraphs. Judges eh - you gotta love their sense of humour.

19th-March-2008, 05:35 PM	#30 (permalink)
DavidB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,139 Status: working too hard Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1433	Re: Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all (Apologies if these have been posted before) After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f***ed now, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney" Heather Mills got a new prosthetic leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking-filler. What's the difference between cows and beetles? Heather Mills disapproves of milking cows. In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather." Heather Mills has already spent part of her divorce settlement on a plane. Although she'll continue to use a razor on the other leg.

19th-March-2008, 09:21 PM	#33 (permalink)
Barry Shnikov Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southampton Posts: 5,827 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 1213	Re: Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all I plan to marry Heather Mills, live with her for two years, give her helpful tips on not scowling in front of photographers, and then ask for £12.5 million when we divorce. Whaddaya think?

20th-March-2008, 10:18 AM	#36 (permalink)
Swinging bee Commercial Operator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Deal Kent (Overlooking the sea) Posts: 576 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 163	Re: Heather Mills Finally loses the plot once and for all With her 24 milion divorce settlement she is going to buy a plane, she'll use a ladyshave for her other leg....

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