The FIRST against the Wall

**Gus** · 8th-September-2004, 08:46 AM

I think most people have a list in their head of the people who they most want/need to see removed from the Human gene pool. This expression of (justified) eadication is ususl preceeded by the phrase, "Come the revolution the first agauinst the wall wiil be ..." etc .... well, at least it is of you some from Stoke. So .... who do you think (please dont take this too seriously)

**Dreadful Scathe** · 8th-September-2004, 09:22 AM

Multi Choice ? Hardly 'FIRST' against the well then is it?? Franck - add 'people who post illogical polls' to the list

skippy · 8th-September-2004, 09:23 AM

At first I thought you had lost the polt

but after reading it agian it made sense!!

jivecat · 8th-September-2004, 09:26 AM

I've been meaning to ask this for some time now - what does ODA mean?

*Dance Demon* · 8th-September-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jivecat

I've been meaning to ask this for some time now - what does ODA mean?

Official Devils Advocate.........It's above gus's avatar........

jivecat · 8th-September-2004, 09:32 AM

How fast can this guy DD type! Have you thought of entering Who Wants to be a Millionaire??

jivecat · 8th-September-2004, 09:40 AM

I know people are taking this very seriously 'cos the maverick droppers are winning. I would save the first bullet for people who drive for hundreds of miles up the middle of the motorway without once changing lanes even when the left hand lane is empty.

**Gus** · 8th-September-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jivecat

I know people are taking this very seriously 'cos the maverick droppers are winning. I would save the first bullet for people who drive for hundreds of miles up the middle of the motorway without once changing lanes even when the left hand lane is empty.

BU**ER ... knew I forgot someone ... good call Messr JiveCat. Will add to the next poll, for those who are forced to sit through a Pop Idol auditon for 24 hours non-stop (a bullet is too good for that lot).

*Dance Demon* · 8th-September-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jivecat

How fast can this guy DD type! Have you thought of entering Who Wants to be a Millionaire??

I erm..*cough sough* thought about it *cough* once........

*Lounge Lizard* · 8th-September-2004, 10:17 AM

BUILDERS & TRADESMEN!!!!!

Thanks pal as your local friendly forum builder I fit into that catagory
Builders are FAR more uesfull than ODA

pp

**Gus** · 8th-September-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lounge Lizard

BUILDERS & TRADESMEN!!!!!

Thanks pal as your local friendly forum builder I fit into that catagory
Builders are FAR more uesfull than ODA

pp

Yeah ... but when I start mixing it it stays mixed and it gets mixed when I say it will .... AND I dont add 50% on to the bill at the end of the job

Shall we take a straw poll ... who would say that builders are timely, cost effective, adn realiable ... and those who think not (LL excepted of course)

.... and you could have voted for someone as well as ODA

**Stuart M** · 8th-September-2004, 10:34 AM

Where's the option for "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Marketing Division" ?

Oh wait, it says "see Microsoft" in the dictionary...

**Gadget** · 8th-September-2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gus

.... and you could have voted for someone as well as ODA

Erm... if it's the FIRST, then how can you pick two?

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TheTramp · 8th-September-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

Multi Choice ? Hardly 'FIRST' against the well then is it?? Franck - add 'people who post illogical polls' to the list

You can just exercise your right to only vote for one thing of course. Maybe smurfs should be added to the list

Trampy

**Gordon J Pownall** · 8th-September-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TheTramp

You can just exercise your right to only vote for one thing of course. Maybe smurfs should be added to the list

Trampy

First against the walll....well, if you put the first against the wall, tehn make the others line up in front then....

Providing you have a powerful enough weapon (Magnum, 7.62SLR etc), and they are all at the same height, you could easily shoot three or four with the same round....

Just a thought....... (goes back and polishes high powered rifle whilst listening to the voices in his head...)

jivecat · 8th-September-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Gadget

Erm... if it's the FIRST, then how can you pick two?

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Some folks don't listen no matter how many times they get told.

*Lounge Lizard* · 8th-September-2004, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gus

Yeah ... but when I start mixing it it stays mixed and it gets mixed when I say it will .... AND I dont add 50% on to the bill at the end of the job

Shall we take a straw poll ... who would say that builders are timely, cost effective, adn realiable ... and those who think not (LL excepted of course)

.... and you could have voted for someone as well as ODA

well for an extra 50% I could add some more selections

You think builders working in your house are bad - try employing them
I have so many serious horror stories but still have to defend the faith

**Gordon J Pownall** · 8th-September-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jivecat

Some folks don't listen no matter how many times they get told.

Well, you could say that the first against the wall is teh one you really wanna get, and the rest are just there as a bonus....

Of course using the Gordy baby patent (tm) (C) shotting four people with one bullet method, you would need to put 'the first against the wall' as the last person (furthest away from the wall) to esnure that they get the bullet....

If you had four people in a row and the person who would be first against the wall is actually against the wall then the bullet might not quite make it through three others and get him (or her)...

Now stop annoying me otherwise I shall be testing my high powered scope in the direction of felines.......

**Dreadful Scathe** · 8th-September-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheTramp

You can just exercise your right to only vote for one thing of course. Maybe smurfs should be added to the list

I could exercise that right yes, however, I can't be assured that everyone else would ... so however you look at it, its an illogical poll Captain.

Everybody loves Smurfs, except Will

I want to know why LAWYERS arent on the list

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**Gordon J Pownall** · 8th-September-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jivecat

Some folks don't listen no matter how many times they get told.

Well, you could say that the first against the wall is the one you really wanna get, and the rest are just there as a bonus....

Of course using the Gordy baby patent (tm) (C) shotting four people with one bullet method, you would need to put 'the first against the wall' as the last person (furthest away from the wall) to ensure that they get the bullet....

If you had four people in a row and the person who would be first against the wall is actually against the wall then the bullet might not quite make it through three others and get him (or her)...

Now stop annoying me otherwise I shall be testing my high powered scope in the direction of felines.......

View Poll Results: Who should be the first against the wall (multi choice)
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Spammers	20	60.61%
People doing drops without asking	9	27.27%
Editors of the Tabloids	7	21.21%
Those who diss Ceroc (tm)	3	9.09%
Reality TV participants	9	27.27%
People who use their phones while driving	9	27.27%
'Personal Finance' companies	7	21.21%
Tradesmen (plasters, builders, plumbers etc.)	2	6.06%
ODAs	5	15.15%
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8th-September-2004, 08:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Wherever I can Posts: 4,996 Status: No Status Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 995	The FIRST against the Wall I think most people have a list in their head of the people who they most want/need to see removed from the Human gene pool. This expression of (justified) eadication is ususl preceeded by the phrase, "Come the revolution the first agauinst the wall wiil be ..." etc .... well, at least it is of you some from Stoke. So .... who do you think (please dont take this too seriously) __________________ "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." - Martin Luther King Jr.

8th-September-2004, 09:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dreadful Scathe Papa Smurf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe Posts: 10,483 Status: Head Groupie of the SWP fan club Blog Entries: 4 Rep Power: 8 Rep.: 2567	Re: The FIRST against the Wall Multi Choice ? Hardly 'FIRST' against the well then is it?? Franck - add 'people who post illogical polls' to the list __________________ "defiantly a pork soared" -fletch "This is a discussion forum, not some sort of hippy poetry-reading commune" - TAFKADJ

8th-September-2004, 09:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
skippy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fife, Scotland Posts: 182 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 48	Re: The FIRST against the Wall At first I thought you had lost the polt but after reading it agian it made sense!!

8th-September-2004, 09:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
jivecat Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tubugi Island Posts: 1,558 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 822	Re: The FIRST against the Wall I've been meaning to ask this for some time now - what does ODA mean?

8th-September-2004, 09:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
jivecat Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tubugi Island Posts: 1,558 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 822	Re: The FIRST against the Wall How fast can this guy DD type! Have you thought of entering Who Wants to be a Millionaire??

8th-September-2004, 09:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
jivecat Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tubugi Island Posts: 1,558 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 822	Re: The FIRST against the Wall I know people are taking this very seriously 'cos the maverick droppers are winning. I would save the first bullet for people who drive for hundreds of miles up the middle of the motorway without once changing lanes even when the left hand lane is empty.

8th-September-2004, 10:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lounge Lizard Commercial Operator Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,434 Status: No Status Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 182	Re: The FIRST against the Wall BUILDERS & TRADESMEN!!!!! Thanks pal as your local friendly forum builder I fit into that catagory Builders are FAR more uesfull than ODA pp

8th-September-2004, 10:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Stuart M An Eclectic Toaster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 1,941 Status: draining whisky bottles Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 843	Re: The FIRST against the Wall Where's the option for "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Marketing Division" ? Oh wait, it says "see Microsoft" in the dictionary...

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