What do you people do ?

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally Posted by straycat264

No you're not.

I'm paid to give abuse. You tit.

[straycat]

Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

I'm paid to give abuse. You tit.

Do you ever get deja vu?

(cheep)

[Dreadful Scathe]

havent I seen you somewhere before ?



if only it had been a pair

[straycat]

Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

havent I seen you somewhere before ?

Bet you use that on all the birds.

Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

if only it had been a pair

Better?

[Dreadful Scathe]

phwooooar

[straycat]

Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." -attr: George W Bush

And - of course - it's been established that George W Bush never said this. Face it - it's too long a word - he'd never have got past the third syllable...

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally Posted by straycat264

And - of course - it's been established that George W Bush never said this. Face it - it's too long a word - he'd never have got past the third syllable...

nah - it might be down as an urban myth but the source of this anecdote has NOT come back to deny its truth. It was Alistair Campbell himself who denied on behalf of Tony Blair, a man who is paid to be politically economical with the truth, I think Snopes , and you, have been had.

[straycat]

Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

nah - it might be down as an urban myth but the source of this anecdote has NOT come back to deny its truth. It was Alistair Campbell himself who denied on behalf of Tony Blair, a man who is paid to be politically economical with the truth, I think Snopes , and you, have been had.

I feel myself obliged to offer a forum-wide apology for using a non-DS-approved-George-W-Bush-joke (Trademark Pending). I did not realise that use of such a joke would automatically see it converted into an non-DS-substantiated-George-W-Bush-factlet. I furthermore withdraw said joke as a gesture of goodwill. In the event that it generated any laughter, please return said laughter to the DS Unapproved Laughter Disposal Facility for safe destruction. Minor chuckles may be disposed of more simply at your local recycling centre. Thank you for your time.

[Astro]

Originally Posted by straycat264

I feel myself obliged to offer a forum-wide apology for using a non-DS-approved-George-W-Bush-joke (Trademark Pending). I did not realise that use of such a joke would automatically see it converted into an non-DS-substantiated-George-W-Bush-factlet. I furthermore withdraw said joke as a gesture of goodwill. In the event that it generated any laughter, please return said laughter to the DS Unapproved Laughter Disposal Facility for safe destruction. Minor chuckles may be disposed of more simply at your local recycling centre. Thank you for your time.

I'm off to the DS ULDF then.

[Choc Chip]

Hello all

Nice to meet you - I'm an extrememly part time forumite (is that the right technical term? )

The rest of the time - I'm a microbiologist yes I know - somebody has to be....

I spend huge amounts of time doing two other people's jobs aswel as my own when really I just want to be dancing on holiday athough at the mo hence the time to manage to post 5 messages in two weeks!

ANy super heroes on the forum? Catwalk models? astronauts?

See you later

amc

[whitetiger1518]

Ticked IT, but could have ticked education (had there been a more general category than teacher) as I am a tiny cog (web cataloguer - does what it says) in the massive wheel that is the Scottish education Quango (aka Learning and Teaching Scotland) where I help create teaching resources for our website.

Whitetiger

[straycat]

Quango. Is that the new quickstep / tango fusion which is becoming all the rage in your part of the world?