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5th-May-2005, 03:52 PM
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| Ceroc DJ Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: londonish
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 160  | Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque Following on from here I go for "Bigguth Dickuth" I couldn;t stop laughing at that seen - had tears in my eyes ! |
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5th-May-2005, 03:55 PM
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Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 1756  | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque "He's not the Messiah: he's a very naughty boy." "Come back, it's only a flesh wound." (or something close)
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5th-May-2005, 04:10 PM
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| Ceroc N.I. Franchise Owner  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bangor, Northern Ireland
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Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1364 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque " No one expects the spanish inquisition" 
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5th-May-2005, 04:14 PM
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| Registered User  | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque Not Python, but equally surreal in the context of the film. I don't know why I find it so funny every time, but there it is...  'if you're really us, what number are we thinking of?' '69, dudes!' |
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5th-May-2005, 04:37 PM
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Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 1284 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque "What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?" snip percussive Latin grammar lesson snip "Now write it out a hundred times by morning or I'll cut your balls off" I learned Latin just like that at school
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5th-May-2005, 04:41 PM
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| Papa Smurf  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe
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Blog Entries: 4 Rep Power: 8 Rep.: 2567 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque "its not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy produce" 
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5th-May-2005, 04:48 PM
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Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 377 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque "He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks." |
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6th-May-2005, 08:20 AM
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 302 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque ARTHUR How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons ... can you tell me who lives in that castle? OLD WOMAN King of the WHO? ARTHUR The Britons. OLD WOMAN Who are the Britons? ARTHUR All of us are ... we are all Britons. DENNIS winks at the OLD WOMAN. ... and I am your king .... OLD WOMAN Ooooh! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective ... DENNIS You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship, A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ... OLD WOMAN There you are, bringing class into it again ... DENNIS That's what it's all about ... If only - ARTHUR Please, please good people. I am in haste. What knight lives in that castle? OLD WOMAN No one live there. ARTHUR Well, who is your lord? OLD WOMAN We don't have a lord. ARTHUR What? DENNIS I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ARTHUR Yes. DENNIS ... But all the decision of that officer ... ARTHUR Yes, I see. DENNIS ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. ARTHUR Be quiet! DENNIS ... but a two-thirds majority ... ARTHUR Be quiet! I order you to shut up. OLD WOMAN Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR I am your king! OLD WOMAN Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR You don't vote for kings. OLD WOMAN Well, how did you become king, then? ARTHUR The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your king! OLD WOMAN Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one DENNIS Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR Be quiet! DENNIS You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR Shut up! DENNIS I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! ARTHUR (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. Shut up! DENNIS Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR Shut up! PEOPLE (i.e. other PEASANTS) are appearing and watching. DENNIS (calling) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed! ARTHUR (aware that people are now coming out and watching) Bloody peasant! (pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off) |
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6th-May-2005, 09:12 AM
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Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 8 Rep.: 4142 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque On that vein, I love the "3 questions" scene: --------------- Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over] Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh. Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. --------------- |
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6th-May-2005, 09:30 AM
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Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 1753 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque Not LOB, but from my favourite Python sketch: "If it hadn't been nailed to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies by now!" S. x
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18th-May-2005, 07:51 PM
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Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1274 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque Basil and Manuel are staring at the wall where the door to the dining room used to be. The Major walks downstairs and stops next to them. "Something wrong, Fawlty?" "We appear to have lost the door to the dining room, Major." The Major examines the wall in silence. "So you have. Well, never mind; it's bound to turn up sooner or later!" Exit Major. |
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Melée Island (tm)
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Rep Power: 2 Rep.: 223 | Re: Favourite Life Of Brian Quote .... or anything Pythonesque Have to say re Sparkles' quote, I prefer: -If it wasn't nailed down it would muscle out of them bars and VOOM! -VOOM? That parrot couldn't VOOM if you put 4,000 volts through it! Love the three questions. But also: "I wave my private parts at your aunties, you filthy English kerrrniggetts!" And the one I've used most often at balls, parties etc... "Ah, go on, it's only wafferrr thin!" |
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| An Eclectic Toaster  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow
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