New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read

**ducasi** · 22nd-July-2005, 08:04 PM

As an ad hoc representative of the Ceroc Scotland Forum, I am pleased to announce a series of new initiatives designed to make the forum more friendly than ever. These policies include:

1) The control of controversial posts. From now on, users will be required to submit posts limited to the topic of fuzzy bunnies. Furthermore, no peronal agenda or biased opinion can be rendered on the topic of fuzzy bunnies. Fuzzy bunnies cannot be portrayed in a threatening or threatened light, or in a negative or perjorative manner.

It is recognized that potential contributors do not always see eye to eye on issues of importance in Ceroc, Modern Jive in general, or in the world at large. Seeing a contrary opinion could intimidate potential participants, so that aspect of the forum has been eliminated so as to facilitate greater reader involvement.

An example of an appropriate posting using the new guidelines follows:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducasi

FUZZY BUNNIES

Fuzzy bunnies are nice.

2) Control of opinion. To prevent the predominance of any one dance style, all opinions on dancing must agree. Because of the difficulty of achieving this, the topic of discussion will also be limited to fuzzy bunnies, particularly since the public opinions of most major dance organisations and independents tend to agree on the editorially sanctioned view of the aforementioned bunnies.

For example:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lou

LEROC DANCERS IN BRISTOL AND FUZZY BUNNIES

LeRoc dancers like fuzzy bunnies too.

3) Private messages and "reps" will be limited to muted approval of the content of the forum for example:

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo

MORE PRAISE FOR FUZZY BUNNIES

I thought that Ducasi's article, "Fuzzy Bunnies", was nice.
I also like fuzzy bunnies. They are nice.

4) All forum members will be required to cease any behaviour that might be construed as unpleasant or threatening. It is understood that to allow any member of the forum to abuse their admittedly mighty standing in the community would be a shame, and send potential readers and writers away from the warm and fuzzy comfort of the forum.

For example:

Quote:

Person on the Street: Oh, look, its Andy McGregor, regular poster to the Ceroc Scotland forums? Hello!

Andy McGregor: Fuzzy bunnies are nice.

We hope you will find comfort in the forum in the future.

Ducasi.

(This is a disgracefully plagiarised and tailored version of the original Fuzzy Bunnies article that appeared on rec.humor.funny, back in 1997.)

**Lory** · 22nd-July-2005, 08:16 PM

Personally, I find all this talk of fuzzy bunnies is disgusting and sexist.

If someone wants to talk about fuzzy bunnies, please do so behind close doors.

No one wants to read this filth on a public forum!

Little Monkey · 22nd-July-2005, 08:27 PM

Is fuzzy bunnies similar to the game fuzzy duck? Let me see, how does it go again..... Mmmmmmm...

Fuzzy duck
ducky fuzz
fuzzy duck
does he f**k

oooops, did it again...

But don't think it will be nearly as much fun with bunnies!

**ducasi** · 22nd-July-2005, 08:33 PM

Lory and LM, I'm not sure your posts conform to the new policy, but I couldn't possibly say as that definitely would be against policy.

Instead let me say how much I liked this picture of a fuzzy bunny...

**Lory** · 22nd-July-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducasi

Instead let me say how much I liked this picture of a fuzzy bunny...

Pervert!

**ducasi** · 22nd-July-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Pervert!

Little Monkey · 22nd-July-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducasi

Lory and LM, I'm not sure your posts conform to the new policy, but I couldn't possibly say as that definitely would be against policy.

Instead let me say how much I liked this picture of a fuzzy bunny...

Oh...... So is this more what you had in mind? It's got a bunny in it..... Two, if you count the slipper.... And I think they might both be fuzzy.....

**ducasi** · 22nd-July-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Monkey

Oh...... So is this more what you had in mind?

I saw that one too, but I fear what Lory would have called me had I posted it!

**Lou** · 22nd-July-2005, 09:51 PM

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Little Monkey · 22nd-July-2005, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducasi

I saw that one too, but I fear what Lory would have called me had I posted it!

Called you what?

Little Monkey · 22nd-July-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lou

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

For getting a good aim to bite your throat off? I'm gonna have nightmares....

**Dreadful Scathe** · 22nd-July-2005, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lou

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Yes thank you Anya

and you get on at us for quoting Monty Python

**Lynn** · 22nd-July-2005, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducasi

FUZZY BUNNIES

Fuzzy bunnies are nice.

Well I think you're biased!

LMC · 23rd-July-2005, 12:08 AM

Someone had to do it, and it might as well be me

**El Salsero Gringo** · 23rd-July-2005, 12:37 AM

I hear and obey.

MORE PRAISE FOR FUZZY BUNNIES

I thought that Ducasi's article, "Fuzzy Bunnies", was nice.
I also like fuzzy bunnies. They are nice.

Little Monkey · 23rd-July-2005, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Salsero Gringo

I hear and obey.

MORE PRAISE FOR FUZZY BUNNIES

I thought that Ducasi's article, "Fuzzy Bunnies", was nice.
I also like fuzzy bunnies. They are nice.

What, even this one??? I am quite frankly terrified of fuzzy bunnies, and can't see why we all have to pretend to like these vicious killer beasties!

**Cruella** · 23rd-July-2005, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewKid

Someone had to do it, and it might as well be me

I wondered why my rabbit (Thumper, very original name) kept a corkscrew in his hutch.

**Lou** · 23rd-July-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe

and you get on at us for quoting Monty Python

In my defence, I was a leetle bit merry at the time.

22nd-July-2005, 08:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lory Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North London Posts: 7,245 Status: Working for world peace Blog Entries: 2 Rep Power: 6 Rep.: 3231	Re: New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read Personally, I find all this talk of fuzzy bunnies is disgusting and sexist. If someone wants to talk about fuzzy bunnies, please do so behind close doors. No one wants to read this filth on a public forum! __________________ MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

22nd-July-2005, 08:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Little Monkey Cheeky by nature Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Still in Dundee.... Posts: 3,731 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 1536	Re: New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read Is fuzzy bunnies similar to the game fuzzy duck? Let me see, how does it go again..... Mmmmmmm... Fuzzy duck ducky fuzz fuzzy duck does he f**k oooops, did it again... But don't think it will be nearly as much fun with bunnies!

22nd-July-2005, 09:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lou Not a spoon! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Holby Posts: 3,477 Status: Cymbal Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1554	Re: New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? __________________ "I'm a girl! I don't even like the good Monty Python sketches!"

23rd-July-2005, 12:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
LMC Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the corner Posts: 4,508 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 2319	Re: New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read Someone had to do it, and it might as well be me

23rd-July-2005, 12:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
El Salsero Gringo Ceroc Teacher Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London Posts: 4,881 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 2374	Re: New Forum Posting Policy – Please Read I hear and obey. MORE PRAISE FOR FUZZY BUNNIES I thought that Ducasi's article, "Fuzzy Bunnies", was nice. I also like fuzzy bunnies. They are nice.

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