Chat-up lines...

Jayne · 17th-December-2002, 01:08 PM

Well it's that time of year again when some of us go out, get merry and ... well.. you know...

A girl I work with was approached by a guy in a club last night who came out with one of the best lines I've heard in a long time...

"I realise that you've come here with someone, but if you're not happy with your choice then I'll just be over here..."

I was wondering if anyone had any others they wanted to share? (I'll post my personal favourite later...)

Jayne

BTW - I know that there are e-mails that go round with shed loads of chat-up lines. Could you refrain from posting the entire lot in one post please? Let the other kids have a go... Besides which, I want to hear your favourites! J

**Gadget** · 17th-December-2002, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jayne
I was wondering if anyone had any others they wanted to share? (I'll post my personal favourite later...)

one of the better ones I have actually heard used...

"15 ton polar bear" - "Eh?" - "15 ton polar bear" - "what?" - "15 ton polar bear - it's the best ice breaker I could think on while plucking up the courage to talk to you."

**Dreadful Scathe** · 17th-December-2002, 02:11 PM

I think thats less to do with the line and more to do with the person saying it and HOW they say it. Without some sort of charisma or 'delivery' if its a jokey line, youll get nowhere - a place Im familiar with

I dont think Ive ever used a 'line' in my life - 'Would you like a dance?' always worked but thats a question rather than a line and getting a 'No' is no big deal and can of course lead to a conversation. Of course this was when i didn't know what a partner dance looked like

,

Id be more interested in hearing the worst attempts ever

.

Jayne · 17th-December-2002, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gadget
one of the better ones I have actually heard used...

"15 ton polar bear" - "Eh?" - "15 ton polar bear" - "what?" - "15 ton polar bear - it's the best ice breaker I could think on while plucking up the courage to talk to you."

There's a variation on this one: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "don't know" "neither do I but it breaks the ice...". Although this variant is more likely to produce a groan then you'll see the back of the girl's/guy's head as (s)he walks away...

Jayne

**Dreadful Scathe** · 17th-December-2002, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jayne
back of the girl's/guy's head as (s)he walks away...

Are you suggesting that Girls would use lines like that ? Wow. Ive never heard the like (probably reserved for the really good looking guys

)

Jayne · 17th-December-2002, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Are you suggesting that Girls would use lines like that ? Wow. Ive never heard the like (probably reserved for the really good looking guys )

I didn't want to suggest that only blokes could use crass lines. I've never come out with a corny line of course....

Jayne

**Dreadful Scathe** · 17th-December-2002, 02:39 PM

Now is the time for all witnesses to Jaynes cheesy chat up lines to come forward

Jayne · 17th-December-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Now is the time for all witnesses to Jaynes cheesy chat up lines to come forward

Damn! This is going to cost me a fortune to keep you all quiet isn't it?..

Jayne

**Graham** · 17th-December-2002, 03:01 PM

Come to think of it, didn't Robert let one of yours slip in the "things you'll never hear" thread?

(Here's a reminder

)

Jayne · 17th-December-2002, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graham
Come to think of it, didn't Robert let one of yours slip in the "things you'll never hear" thread?
(Here's a reminder )

errrmm.. anyone know a good defence lawyer???

Jayne

TheTramp · 17th-December-2002, 03:40 PM

Several. I've had to use them several times already!!

Steve

Ronde! · 5th-January-2003, 05:27 AM

This one was recounted by a lady friend on New Years Eve...

"I know you came with someone tonight, but if you decide you're not happy with your choice... I'll be over there."

YEEEEOW!

Fox · 5th-January-2003, 02:02 PM

bloke swaggers over to a girl and asks "what's small, round and comes from brazil?"

girl replys "coffee??"

bloke says, "great!!, your place or mine?"

hehehe
Fox

Dave Hancock · 5th-January-2003, 04:10 PM

I might not be Fred Flinestone, but I bet i could make your bed rock!

John S · 5th-January-2003, 05:06 PM

"Could I have the next dance, please? My name's Viktor."

Sal · 6th-January-2003, 04:19 PM

This happened about six months ago, but I am still indignant!

Chatting to a friend of a friend in a club.

Him: I would like to kiss you.

Me: (politely) I am an engaged woman.

Him: That's ok, I am not jealous!

Siobhan · 7th-January-2003, 11:20 AM

A guy in Bristol once said 'you're my kind of girl, fancy a sh*g later?' (honest) and I unfortunately spilt my drink over him

**Dreadful Scathe** · 7th-January-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siobhan
A guy in Bristol once said 'you're my kind of girl, fancy a sh*g later?' (honest) and I unfortunately spilt my drink over him

I knew a guy who used this exact technique but as he was fairly good looking he got a result eventually - one result a night was all he was looking for. Course, we are all of a higher class than that in here (i hope so anyway

)

TheTramp · 7th-January-2003, 02:24 PM

And just to disprove DS's theory (about us being higher class.....).

How about:

You know how they say that men who drive porsches do so because they have small penises.

Well, I ride a bike!!

Steve

**Dreadful Scathe** · 7th-January-2003, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp

Well, I ride a bike!!

hah. Ive got roller blades

17th-December-2002, 01:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jayne Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,000 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 59	Chat-up lines... Well it's that time of year again when some of us go out, get merry and ... well.. you know... A girl I work with was approached by a guy in a club last night who came out with one of the best lines I've heard in a long time... "I realise that you've come here with someone, but if you're not happy with your choice then I'll just be over here..." I was wondering if anyone had any others they wanted to share? (I'll post my personal favourite later...) Jayne BTW - I know that there are e-mails that go round with shed loads of chat-up lines. Could you refrain from posting the entire lot in one post please? Let the other kids have a go... Besides which, I want to hear your favourites! J

17th-December-2002, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dreadful Scathe Papa Smurf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe Posts: 9,813 Rep Power: 7 Reputation Total: 2274	I think thats less to do with the line and more to do with the person saying it and HOW they say it. Without some sort of charisma or 'delivery' if its a jokey line, youll get nowhere - a place Im familiar with I dont think Ive ever used a 'line' in my life - 'Would you like a dance?' always worked but thats a question rather than a line and getting a 'No' is no big deal and can of course lead to a conversation. Of course this was when i didn't know what a partner dance looked like , Id be more interested in hearing the worst attempts ever . __________________ "defiantly a pork soared" -fletch "This is a discussion forum, not some sort of hippy poetry-reading commune" - TAFKADJ

17th-December-2002, 02:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dreadful Scathe Papa Smurf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe Posts: 9,813 Rep Power: 7 Reputation Total: 2274	Now is the time for all witnesses to Jaynes cheesy chat up lines to come forward __________________ "defiantly a pork soared" -fletch "This is a discussion forum, not some sort of hippy poetry-reading commune" - TAFKADJ

5th-January-2003, 05:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ronde! Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 122 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 40	Yeow This one was recounted by a lady friend on New Years Eve... "I know you came with someone tonight, but if you decide you're not happy with your choice... I'll be over there." YEEEEOW!

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17th-December-2002, 03:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
Graham Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Versailles Posts: 1,935 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 187	Come to think of it, didn't Robert let one of yours slip in the "things you'll never hear" thread? (Here's a reminder )

17th-December-2002, 03:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,471 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	Several. I've had to use them several times already!! Steve

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Fox Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dundee Posts: 36 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 10	bloke swaggers over to a girl and asks "what's small, round and comes from brazil?" girl replys "coffee??" bloke says, "great!!, your place or mine?" hehehe Fox

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Dave Hancock The Original Scooby Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 850 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 223	I might not be Fred Flinestone, but I bet i could make your bed rock!

5th-January-2003, 05:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
John S Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Deepest, Darkest Fife Posts: 1,077 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 173	"Could I have the next dance, please? My name's Viktor."

6th-January-2003, 04:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sal Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London Posts: 196 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 34	This happened about six months ago, but I am still indignant! Chatting to a friend of a friend in a club. Him: I would like to kiss you. Me: (politely) I am an engaged woman. Him: That's ok, I am not jealous!

7th-January-2003, 11:20 AM	#17 (permalink)
Siobhan Confirmed Forum Plant Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Fictitious Posts: 89 Rep Power: 0 Reputation Total: 10	A guy in Bristol once said 'you're my kind of girl, fancy a sh*g later?' (honest) and I unfortunately spilt my drink over him

7th-January-2003, 02:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,471 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	And just to disprove DS's theory (about us being higher class.....). How about: You know how they say that men who drive porsches do so because they have small penises. Well, I ride a bike!! Steve

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