who are these people ?

**stewart38** · 26th-August-2005, 04:30 PM

Bank holiday thoughts

You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down

TiggsTours · 26th-August-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stewart38

In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

That'll be the gremlins who took your socks, its payment.

**Sparkles** · 26th-August-2005, 04:33 PM

Someone is obviously having Friday afternoon sock issues

**stewart38** · 26th-August-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparkles

Someone is obviously having Friday afternoon sock issues

Your not pulling the wool over my eyes. Im convinced Ill find my spare electric tooth brush head when the little gremlins put it back where I left it

LMC · 26th-August-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by stewart38

Bank holiday thoughts

You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down

Well, I don't know where the gremlins are, but the portal into their parallel universe is evidently in your washing machine. The coins are in payment for all the socks they steal.

I dunno about the stamps.

**Sparkles** · 26th-August-2005, 04:42 PM

I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...

Robin · 26th-August-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stewart38

Bank holiday thoughts

You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ?

Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out

Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one

Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down

Had you forgotten you have children ? if you really don;t it sounds like you've acquired some - coz thats what happens at our place and it only started after the kids !

**Northants Girly** · 26th-August-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by stewart38

You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ?

Ask your girlfriend . . . . and/or any ex girlfriends . . . .

TiggsTours · 26th-August-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparkles

I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...

And the pens off your desk!

Rebecca · 26th-August-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparkles

I think they like the tea spoons from our kitchen at work too...

We are only permitted to write patient notes in black ink. I'm told that 100's of black pens are purchased every month but somehow the gremlins come and make them all blue.

**Minnie M** · 26th-August-2005, 05:11 PM

What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe

TiggsTours · 26th-August-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Minnie M

What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe

He's the same guy who leaves the other one on top of bus shelters.

Robin · 26th-August-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TiggsTours

He's the same guy who leaves the other one on top of bus shelters.

Kids

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Originally Posted by Minnie M

What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe

Kids again

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Originally Posted by TiggsTours

And the pens off your desk!

more kids

In fact I think that the threatened pandemic that the WHO has been going on about is already here !

**philsmove** · 26th-August-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TiggsTours

And the pens off your desk!

I can’t tell you who takes them but I do know were they end up

I recently sold an old Landrover - behind the dash I found 50 biros

Gill (Norwich) · 26th-August-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by stewart38

Your not pulling the wool over my eyes. Im convinced Ill find my spare electric tooth brush head when the little gremlins put it back where I left it

I can answer that one, you left it in Barcelona

dee · 29th-August-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Minnie M

What I want to know - who is the chap on the motor way etc., who keeps loosing ONE shoe

I would love to know that one to

26th-August-2005, 04:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
stewart38 Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ambrosden it gets dark at night so suits me Posts: 6,775 Status: No Status Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1931	who are these people ? Bank holiday thoughts You buy 12 pairs of socks in May by August you can only find 4 pairs. You havent thrown any away so who has comes assumedly at night and takes the rest ? In March you decide to get rid of all of your loose change around the house by August you have twice as much as you started . Who comes at night and chucks new coins all around the house ? Who when you have paired all the socks after carefully before putting them in the wash adds and 'extra one' when you have taken the socks out Who hides the stamps when you need one but you find 11 out of 12 book when you dont need one Im sure there are loads more but im going to hunt this little gremlins down

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