Real World Flirting Tips Please

[Chicklet]

Firstly, is is wrong to want to flirt with one's chiropractor?

Then when we get over that and agree I don't care if it is

How does one flirt with a man who has one face down on a bed and is feeling one's back and er, lower lower back, you know, THAT bit.

I'm already doing the Hermes perfume and the matching La Perla.....but I need something else for real impact in my allotted 10 mins.

I have managed to make him laugh by standing in the window looking out onto the street when he comes into the room and turning around and saying " I probably shouldn't be standing here with my trousers undone should I?" and pulling my top down to cover the open fly and accidentally thereby showing more cleavage....but where can I take it from there?????????????

[Wendy]

10 minutes ?? That's ages !!!! Just think what some people manage in less than 5 dancing to Santana

I haven't flirted (with non-ceroc men) for ages... let me see... ask him to play some music during the session (my French dentist does this spot my new white crown second from the back !!!) ... and then the next time, YOU offer to choose the music and bring in the theme tune to Emmanuelle !!! Unless he's under 40 that should work a treat !!!

Wxxx

[fletch]

Originally Posted by Chicklet

Firstly, is is wrong to want to flirt with one's chiropractor?

Then when we get over that and agree I don't care if it is

How does one flirt with a man who has one face down on a bed and is feeling one's back and er, lower lower back, you know, THAT bit.

I'm already doing the Hermes perfume and the matching La Perla.....but I need something else for real impact in my allotted 10 mins.

I have managed to make him laugh by standing in the window looking out onto the street when he comes into the room and turning around and saying " I probably shouldn't be standing here with my trousers undone should I?" and pulling my top down to cover the open fly and accidentally thereby showing more cleavage....but where can I take it from there?????????????

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[Chicklet]

Originally Posted by Wendy

10 minutes ?? That's ages !!!! Just think what some people manage in less than 5 dancing to Santana

YOU offer to choose the music and bring in the theme tune to Emmanuelle !!! Unless he's under 40 that should work a treat !!!

Wxxx

c'est vrai mon amie...., pauvre Bill, pauvre Luca....what a wicked woman you are ...but Wendy I can't do any of "the moves" (you know, THOOOOSE ones) lying ar*se up on the fetishistic mechano bed! I'm supposed to go floppy

Oh and he IS under 40!!!

I need patter and I'm soooooooo out of practice.

[Wendy]

Originally Posted by Chicklet

lying ar*se up on the fetishistic mechano bed!

If THAT doesn't do it for him - he must be gay my wee Croissant aux Amandes !!! And under 40 ??? Can't help you Get an older chiro !!!

Wxxx

[fletch]

Originally Posted by Chicklet

c'est vrai mon amie...., pauvre Bill, pauvre Luca....what a wicked woman you are ...but Wendy I can't do any of "the moves" (you know, THOOOOSE ones) lying ar*se up on the fetishistic mechano bed! I'm supposed to go floppy

Bloomin hec!!!!!!!!
didn't get any of that
no wonder i'm going wrong

[fletch]

Can we have something the awesome fousome can use we going to Coventry to night and we could do with the practise

[Aleks]

Originally Posted by Chicklet

snip....pauvre Luca....snip.

I hope you are well equipped to deal with the fall-out of accusing Luca of being over 40 . He'll be mighty . He's only just passed 35!

[Wendy]

Originally Posted by Aleks

I hope you are well equipped to deal with the fall-out of accusing Luca of being over 40 . He'll be mighty . He's only just passed 35!

But Luca is a ceroc man so that doesn't apply to him - I can still get the young-uns at a ceroc night (old granny laugh)

Wxxx

[Chicklet]

- noooooo I was just thinking of Luca on the list of men who have been "Santanaed" by Wiggly Wendy, honest!!!.....but by not also leaping to his defense are you implying that Bill maybe IS over 40???

[Aleks]

Originally Posted by Wendy

But Luca is a ceroc man so that doesn't apply to him - I can still get the young-uns at a ceroc night <old granny laugh>

Wxxx

With a wiggle like yours, there's every reason for you to get 'em.

[Aleks]

Still trying to think of some tips.......
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How about being brutally honest and telling him you fancy him?
I think though that while you're still his patient/client he's bound by the rules......however, you could always find another chiro first, or wait until your backs fixed

[Wendy]

Originally Posted by Aleks

With a wiggle like yours, there's every reason for you to get 'em.

But will it still work after the hip replacement ???

Wxxx

PS "Wiggle with Wendy" - now there's a title for a workshop !!!

[Aleks]

Originally Posted by Wendy

But will it still work after the hip replacement ???

Start taking a good quality (organic!) glucosamine/MSM supplement now and drink tons of water every day and you'll probably never need a hip replacement....

[Wendy]

Originally Posted by Aleks

Start taking a good quality (organic!) glucosamine/MSM supplement now and drink tons of water every day and you'll probably never need a hip replacement....

glug !!! glug!!! glug !!! what do you mean wine isn't the same - it's got water in it!! and an orgasmic what ????

Wxxx

[Aleks]

Originally Posted by Wendy

an orgasmic what ????

Wxxx

Yes, that's really good for keeping you feeling young too

[Nick M]

Originally Posted by Chicklet

Firstly, is is wrong to want to flirt with one's chiropractor?

Ummmmmm - its very likely that he's not allowed to flirt with you. Or even to respond to your flirting. There are strict rules about what a medical practitioner is allowed to get up to with their patients.

So -

1) change chiropractors
2) call him up and ask him out!

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Can someone gives me some tips please. Found straightening my hair helps me attract more attention from guys. but if youv'e already got straight hair then guess that wouldn't work. im really tired so im off to bed, i want some tips posted by morning or i wont be pleased so get to work all you flirty ceroc forumites.

[WittyBird]

Originally Posted by Jazz_Shoes (Ash)

Can someone gives me some tips please. Found straightening my hair helps me attract more attention from guys. but if youv'e already got straight hair then guess that wouldn't work. im really tired so im off to bed, i want some tips posted by morning or i wont be pleased so get to work all you flirty ceroc forumites.

Smile a lot, Smile all the time everyone is attracted to a smile and happy face rather than a frowning whinging miserable bird. You will be surprised how many people smile back at you and deem you more approachable so hence will chat to you.

If that fails low cut top and a wink usually does the trick

[under par]

Originally Posted by Nick M

Ummmmmm - its very likely that he's not allowed to flirt with you. Or even to respond to your flirting. There are strict rules about what a medical practitioner is allowed to get up to with their patients.

So -

1) change chiropractors
2) call him up and ask him out!

or along the same lines

1. tell him he is sacked as your chiro

2. Now offer him into the sack!