Birds

[Missy D]

I am getting so p&ssed off with the birds every morning. I know they are supposed to be comforting and lovely but for me they are a pain in the butt. 5am some feathery creature was sat on my windowsil and let out the most high pitched chirp i have ever heard. Its now gone 9 and its still chirping away. I have a cat but, he is too old to catch the damn thing. Sunday I thought I would have a lay in but, oh no pigeons. Woo hoo wo woo hoo i heard in the tree. Then his mate was on my windowsil and woo hooed back 10 times louder. There is one bird that just goes da ding da ding da ding all day. Oh and i had an owl in the tree last night from midnight til 2am.

Am i the only one that finds these feathery friends annoying.

[jacksondonut]

Hiya!!

Maybe its time to invest in a new younger, fitter feline... a nice new model with better bird catching capabilities... (you wanna borrow mine??)

Trade in the old moggy for a brand new one.... or on a more sensible note, get some earplugs. Think they may be noisier this time of the year as its spring and they are on the lookout for little mates to play with...
naughty little birdies.. (lucky little birdies)

wish you lots of luck, I hate missing out on sleep, it makes me very grumpy.....

[Aleks]

Originally Posted by Missy D

Am i the only one that finds these feathery friends annoying.

Dunno, but I love the sound of birdsong, whatever time of day.

[Missy D]

Oh joy! we now have magpie fight in the tree! How loud? Thinking of throwing hamster at them

[jacksondonut]

Originally Posted by Missy D

Oh joy! we now have magpie fight in the tree! How loud? Thinking of throwing hamster at them

I suggest you throw the cage too.... magpies are rather large and you would have more chance of hitting them with a nice big cage....

[mikeyr]

Earplugs...... They work wonders for me, cant hear a thing.......Yer what

[philsmove]

Being woken by bird song is one of the joys of life

You can have my neighbour’s cat , before it meets with an unfortunate accident

[Donna]

Originally Posted by jacksondonut

I suggest you throw the cage too.... magpies are rather large and you would have more chance of hitting them with a nice big cage....

Well you know what they say.. two for joy. You might just have some luck throwing the cage at them after all!

[Tazmanian Devil]

Originally Posted by Missy D

Oh joy! we now have magpie fight in the tree! How loud? Thinking of throwing hamster at them

Hey you could kill 2 birds with one cage


i know that was terrible!!!


How is our little friend hammy

[Donna]

Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil

Hey you could kill 2 birds with one cage


i know that was terrible!!!


How is our little friend hammy

I'd say 'dead' if she's thrown it at those evil magpies!

[Tazmanian Devil]

Originally Posted by Donna

I'd say 'dead' if she's thrown it at those evil magpies!

Damn I can't rep!!


*makes note to self rep donna at next op*

[Donna]

Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil

Damn I can't rep!!


*makes note to self rep donna at next op*

Aww shucks thanks TD! Will return some once I've spread enough!

[Missy D]

Originally Posted by Tazmanian Devil

How is our little friend hammy

Hamster is still alive and stinking my home out. NEVER buy a female hamster (did i mention on heat). The hamster that is, not me!

Birds still chirping! Forgot to mention that one early morning i had a rude awakening from a woodpecker pecking at my window frame.

[Missy D]

Originally Posted by mikeyr

Earplugs...... They work wonders for me, cant hear a thing.......Yer what

The only birds i ever heard at yours were your flat mates and the noisey lot in the above flat.

[dee]

Birds that reminds me i have some nesting in my eaves above my bedroom window. For the last two weeks they have woken me up around 6 am tweeting and putting nest material in the little hole that they made to get in there in the first place i'm thinking of getting some filler why don't they do it at 9am when no one is home

Poor you sis i know how you feel, you could always borrow Tay, he could gum the bird to death

Like the idea of throwing the hamster cage at them

[dee]

Originally Posted by Missy D

The only birds i ever heard at yours were your flat mates and the noisey lot in the above flat.

[Barry Shnikov]

Originally Posted by Missy D

I am getting so p&ssed off with the birds every morning. I know they are supposed to be comforting and lovely but for me they are a pain in the butt. 5am some feathery creature was sat on my windowsil and let out the most high pitched chirp i have ever heard. Its now gone 9 and its still chirping away. I have a cat but, he is too old to catch the damn thing. Sunday I thought I would have a lay in but, oh no pigeons. Woo hoo wo woo hoo i heard in the tree. Then his mate was on my windowsil and woo hooed back 10 times louder. There is one bird that just goes da ding da ding da ding all day. Oh and i had an owl in the tree last night from midnight til 2am.

Am i the only one that finds these feathery friends annoying.

Now you understand why people opposed the banning of all firearms in England!!!

[Barry Shnikov]

Originally Posted by Missy D

Hamster is still alive and stinking my home out. NEVER buy a female hamster (did i mention on heat). The hamster that is, not me!

Birds still chirping! Forgot to mention that one early morning i had a rude awakening from a woodpecker pecking at my window frame.

Maybe if you put the hamster outside, the birds would eat it?


...just a thought.

[Missy D]

Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov

Maybe if you put the hamster outside, the birds would eat it?


...just a thought.

The cage is outside everyday as it needs airing. There is not even a bird dropping near the cage when i bring it in.

[Tazmanian Devil]

Originally Posted by Missy D

The cage is outside everyday as it needs airing. There is not even a bird dropping near the cage when i bring it in.

Maybe it annoys the birds too so they keep away