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[Dreadful Scathe]

As this forum has grown I feel it has become necessary to elect and install our
own form of government and subsequent laws. (Passports will be issued shortly)

To this end can I suggest a Monarchy as the system of government with the unelected
King role being filled by Gilbert - King of Smooth.

For his government i suggest
B.T.C. Bill for Prime Minister (election promise "put on your red shoes and dance the blues" to paraphrase david bowie)
fran - minister for public order (kaaswish *crack*)
heather - minister for schools (putting the e back in splling)
filthycute - minister for fashion (dress to impress)
theTramp - minister for foreign affairs (they seek him here, they seek him there)
davidb - minister for common sense (the voice of reason)
dreadful scathe - minister for no common sense (the voice of a muppet)
chicklet - minister for innuendo (its a difficult position but shes up to it)
graham - minister for charts and statistics (making life easier with diagrams)
emma - minister for art (putting colour in our lives)
peterl - minister for worrying (does all the worrying for the rest of us)
ceroc jock - minister for music (long hair not mandatory)


laws : all His Majestys Subjects must dance like theres no one watching. That'll do for now.

And no I havent forgotten Franck. Our existense relys on Franck so Franck is god. (and to think he used to be just a ceroc teacher - someone tell me if that counts as promotion)

sorry for all the important people Ive forgotten but I can only waste so much time ... Start the voting and add some more minister suggestions (or don't, maybe the rest of you are busy actually doing something useful ). Honest, I did this during my lunch break.