Pammy's Joke Of The Day

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Boomer
but next weekend so if the 'Chip squad' is squadding, then sure, would be glad to. If only to see if the 'deep fried insects' and m-way burger bars are true

Right, well I can't promise that Chips Squad will be squadding, but we'll sort something out no doubt. I could recommend Jive Masters just as entertainment, which is next Saturday; I'll be there, along with many others to gaze in awe at those lucky competitors to have got as far as they have. Not sure what's on the week after, but no doubt the squad will be in full-force.

Don't worry about fluffing it up. It takes a while to get into the swing of things. I think the Wiz and I got into a few death defying positions last night. At one point I said "But if I continue, you'll break my neck", so he said "Yes, I know, now carry on and stop moaning!" I ended up on the floor about a dozen times if that makes you feel any better. I remember as a beginner I was terrified about falling and looking silly, but now I take looking stupid in my stride; it's par for the course!

We decided that if I did fall over, we'd do some sort of sexy strut and try and make it looked planned!

Oh and as for Grant, he can't afford butter. You'll have to say "margarine wouldn't melt"; you've got to remember, he's cheap

Px

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Oh and as for Grant, he can't afford butter. You'll have to say "margarine wouldn't melt"; you've got to remember, he's cheap

Px

marg is cheaper than butter
why didn't someone tell me earlier

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
marg is cheaper than butter
why didn't someone tell me earlier

Cheap, nasty, artificial stuff; give me the real thing anyday. Butters ok too

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
Cheap, nasty, artificial stuff;

you say that like it's a bad thing

give me the real thing anyday. Butters ok too

you're just trying to tempt me to corrupt this thread aren't you
as one of wendy's t-shirts says
"lead me not into temptation
i can find the way myself"

grant

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Grant
as one of wendy's t-shirts says "lead me not into temptation
i can find the way myself"

I never doubted you my dear, I never doubted you!

[Pammy]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the class group
picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, "'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher: She's dead."

[Grant]

Originally posted by Pammy
I never doubted you my dear, I never doubted you!

where did i get this reputation from?

grant