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14th-October-2003, 10:56 AM
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| An Eclectic Toaster  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow
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Reputation Total: 743   | Googlism For a google-inspired perspective on things, try typing your name in on this page . I tried my surname, and the first answer back was "masterton is delightfully insane"... 
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14th-October-2003, 11:11 AM
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Reputation Total: 852 | Apparently I am.. "at the centre of the front row" Which is quite a coincidence since only a few days ago I managed to get four tickets for Eric Clapton next May, very nearly at the front of the Arena at the Royal Albert Hall.  Chris |
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15th-October-2003, 09:36 AM
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| Not a spoon!  Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Holby
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15th-October-2003, 02:22 PM
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Reputation Total: 106 | This is great! Well, we all knew I was upstairs, but hey, how can I be the brightest bulb in the box, but also a waste of oxygen *sniff* Oh, and I think it should be sheeps pen, not goats! Googlism for: pammy pammy is bad pammy is outside in the waiting room pammy is in the kitchen pammy is inside the goat's pen pammy is a granddaughter of red angus pammy is back to a healthy weight of 63 pounds pammy is dressed head to toe in a white lace maternity dress pammy is playing petting pammy is pretty by anyone's standard pammy is upstairs pammy is a sport in many ways pammy is evil pammy is a beautifyl medium haired calico pammy is okay but very sad pammy is ready to sit at god's side pammy is not here anymore pammy is here pammy is all too real pammy is one of the brightest bulbs in the box pammy is a bit of a waste of oxygen pammy is being sued for backing out of a sexy flick pammy is usually much smaller than this pammy is gray and has lots of fur pammy is also awaiting the birth of her second grandchild
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15th-October-2003, 02:24 PM
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| The Forum Legend  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland
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15th-October-2003, 02:27 PM
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15th-October-2003, 02:34 PM
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Reputation Total: 852 | chrisa is a very experienced player and jill is a mighty force chrisa is majoring in pre chrisa is moving in with terry chrisa is intimate and relaxing chrisa is there getting the spirits up chrisa is chrisa is a cool fellow I like the sound of Jill, but I'm a bit worried about this Terry, tho...  Chris |
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15th-October-2003, 03:12 PM
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15th-October-2003, 03:14 PM
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Reputation Total: 106 | Boomer He never told me he was married when I was grincing him! Three from the bottom is definitely true Boomer is in need of a loving home boomer is missing boomer is one of the hottest stunters around boomer is a bit overweight but we are working on that boomer is also extremely sweet boomer is the first to receive it boomer is bigger than i am boomer is in no mood for typing today boomer is married boomer is youngest and the fitness coach for the boys boomer is a cigarette designed to really interfere with the smokers health boomer is very entertaining too because he has not seen to many things before boomer is designed from the ground up with comfort and ease of operation in mind boomer is confused boomer is 165
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15th-October-2003, 03:21 PM
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15th-October-2003, 03:26 PM
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chicklet is two people chicklet is chosen as the virgin sacrifice chicklet is 16 chicklet is suffering from some strange form of schizophrenia chicklet is silly chicklet is hanging with the guys chicklet is winning in the children's jumper division consistantly chicklet is a prime suspect chicklet is a copy chicklet is an adorable little girl who just didn't look like she had all that much interest in being a race dog chicklet is sandra dee on a triple latte chicklet is a world of fun girlie postivity chicklet is probably alicia keys chicklet is a smartie chicklet is a two piece there was one more, but it was too x-rated to put on here!
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15th-October-2003, 04:26 PM
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| An Eclectic Toaster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow
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I think it works by parsing the raw text output of a google search, and picking out phrases which a) contain the searched for word(s), b) make vague grammatic sense, and c) are funny, insulting, rude or just plain weird when taken out of context. Apologies, BTW, to anyone who got slightly more colourful results than they bargained for :sorry . I didn't try typing a female name in until well after posting, and since we're talking about something which uses google (which searches the net on an uncensored basis), and bearing in mind what half the internet consists of...you probably shouldn't put this to the test in the office...
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15th-October-2003, 04:33 PM
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Reputation Total: 865 | sheepman is why the banker/lawyer sent the misguided rancher to stir up the barflies sheepman is available to buy sheepman is about life in the mountains and on the deserts of idaho sheepman is always at call sheepman is a ghost because sheepman is the good guy sheepman is a hardy animal sheepman is not interested in that part of the business sheepman is over sheepman is a very different character to the sheep sheepman is the one for this question sheepman is reflected in sheepman is the man that goes to a bank sheepman is now known as sheepman is the lowest thing that walks? ask mr sheepman is pulled off his horse I'll bet it was Pammy that pulled me off. Greg
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15th-October-2003, 09:02 PM
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Reputation Total: 691 | Um.... davidy is probably the most prolific writer on the lost tribes today and all his books are a mine of davidy is a native of australia davidy is ook mogelijk davidy is trying to peddle his beliefs to the ancient british israelite section of the covenant doxology of the christian israelite belief davidy is a messianic davidy is a secret agent of the establishment davidy is now being sent `free' to those requesting it davidy is incomprehensible Think the last one may be true...
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16th-October-2003, 09:34 AM
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Oh, but how will we know when you arrive, being that you're a secret agent and all that!
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