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Old 21st-January-2004, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lonley Hearts
Any excuse for a thread...so in response to tricky's despair posting what is your lonley heart ad?

Being sensible and serious is not allowed...there again that applies to all threads on the forum it seems
here is mine

Short bald aging dancer with aspirations to becoming a DJ or teacher seeks young nubile blonde dance partner - dance ability not important great figure and frenzied sexual appetite a must contact PO box69

now I wonder what steve's will say.............
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Old 21st-January-2004, 06:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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.....seeks young nubile blonde dance partner - dance ability not important great figure and frenzied sexual appetite a must contact PO box69
Does the respondee have to be female
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Old 21st-January-2004, 06:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Short bald aging dancer with aspirations to becoming a DJ or teacher seeks young nubile blonde dance partner - dance ability not important great figure and frenzied sexual appetite a must contact PO box69
So why are you posting this now, Peter?



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Old 21st-January-2004, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So why are you posting this now, Peter?



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cos it says WHAT IS YOUR LONLEY HEART AD
no way would I post one of these things for real but knowing the warped minds on the forum I was hoping for some silly ad's from other forum members...do try to keep up
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........ I was hoping for some silly ad's !!
I think Tricky killed that by being serious
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Slow, greying and ageing male with bad back and bad sight seeks gentle female to lead the way. Own corset and great deal of patience essential
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Young, friendly, handsome guy with good sense of humor seeks a nice young lady who will fall 'head over heels' in love with him.
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