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Old 30th-January-2004, 02:26 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Woo hoo! A limerick with "Jayne" but not one reference to rain or pain! Well done that man!
There once was a young Dr. Jayne
Who left Scotland and went down the drain
She met old ChrisA
Who was soon heard to say
Please darling will you have my bairn

See. It's easy!!

(With just a hint of poetical licence)

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I refer the honourable gentleman to the picture, in the 4th post down, on this page...
We call this, "sour grapes".
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Old 30th-January-2004, 02:32 PM   #43 (permalink)
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See. It's easy!!
Right. Gloves off. I was trying to be kind to the beloved Scottish contingent...

A certain young dancer called Jayne
Had been up in Glasgow to train
Then southwards she came
Cos the dancing was tame
Not just that but the Tramp had no brain
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I really have something to say,
And it involves our own Chris A
He might be a champ
at picking on Tramp
But writes limericks like a sissy.

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Old 30th-January-2004, 02:48 PM   #45 (permalink)
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There once was a young Dr. Jayne
Who left Scotland and went down the drain
She met old ChrisA
Who was soon heard to say
Please darling will you have my bairn
:chokes on cup of tea:

Trampy! No dances for you next time I see you! *humph*

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Old 30th-January-2004, 02:50 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I really have something to say,
And it involves our own Chris A
He might be a champ
at picking on Tramp
But writes limericks like a sissy.
It’s really and truly appalling
How CJ gives rhyme such a mauling
Such verse is a curse
Only StuartM is worse
So right now he should rethink his calling
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Trampy! No dances for you next time I see you! *humph*
Awwww

Not even just the one?

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Awwww

Not even just the one?
Persuade me, Trampy!

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Old 30th-January-2004, 02:56 PM   #49 (permalink)
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It’s really and truly appalling
How CJ gives rhyme such a mauling
Such verse is a curse
Only StuartM is worse
So right now he should rethink his calling
You really must hand it to Chris
His talent is not hit and miss
At rhymes he's the best
Too good for the rest
What me, I'd not take the p1ss



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I'd like to get in on the game
But don't know this lady named Jayne
Or maybe I do
But being so new
And not knowing from whence she came


A few of you I've met for sure
At a venue with a good dancefloor
But other have yet
By me to be met
Looking forward to this pleasurable chore
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Persuade me, Trampy!
That Jayne, what a sexy young Miss
Too good for a dancer called Chris
For her we would clap
Our Saltrines we would flap
At him we would just boo and hiss

Does that do it for me??

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You really must hand it to Chris
His talent is not hit and miss
At rhymes he's the best
Too good for the rest
What me, I'd not take the p1ss


Now this I just cannot believe
A compliment from that chap Steve
It’s truly terrific
From one so prolific
From the floor I must myself retrieve
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Does that do it for me??
Well you did rather well on the "being nice to Jayne" scale.

However, you also scored rather highly on the "slagging off Jayne's dance partner" scale.

At the moment you've earnt about half a track...

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Old 30th-January-2004, 03:09 PM   #54 (permalink)
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You mean I've got to be nice to you both??

Damn. I might blow a valve at this one...

As a team they're up there with the best
It simply isn't a test
I'm their number one fan
Jayne with Chris the man
So sit down and enjoy this dance fest

See, the pain I have to endure for my art!

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And please, no-one mention artistic integrity!!

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As a team they're up there with the best
It simply isn't a test
I'm their number one fan
Jayne with Chris the man
So sit down and enjoy this dance fest
The trick to compete in Blackpool
First and foremost, keep your cool
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Oh, and I found this emote, that's just for you, if you can get Franck to add it...

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