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[Rachel]

Originally posted by Lory
There once was a girl called Rachel
who's big baggy knickers were hell
her boyfriend called Mark
kept his head in the dark
So Now she wears none I can tell

Lory - that is sooo funny!!!
R x

[Gadget]

There was a thread called "limerick"
which started by taking the mick,
the rhymes got so bad,
and the subjects so mad,
that the posters will soon need a prosthetic

I only noticed this thread
when it was time for my bed,
so I could be asleep
and dreaming of sheep
when I'm up reading this instead!

There is a dance called Ceroc,
that some folks have said is a crock,
but it makes us feel good,
and lightens our mood,
So to them Isay what a load of "Ballcock".

There is a dance called Ceroc,
where all the moves are ad-hoc,
you lead the lady in time,
with a dance so sublime
that they end up in a state of shock

There once was a dance called "Ceroc",
Where everyone, to dance, would flock,
Now it's known as "Modern Jive",
It will continue to thrive.
(although everyone still calls it Ceroc."

I wish the right partner for a song,
every time I select one it's wrong!
I still have a good dance,
but it's all up to chance,
Untill then I'll just string them allong.

I love to be caught up in music and dance,
(or as some say to wiggle and prance,)
When the music stops,
and I have danced off my socks,
I praise the heavens that I had the chance.

:sorry:

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Hmmm.

Don't give up the day job just yet Stuart

Steve

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
you are some kind of genius you know that

Ooer - kind of varying reviews there...you two looking to start a fight? I'll let Tramp off cos' my second effort only scans in a smurf accent.

Besides, I don't think anyone living in Dundee should go around criticising poetry - given the city's most "celebrated" bard

[Dance Demon]

they say that ChisA is a man
Whose limericks don't always scan
Chris my old son
your poems are too long
But keep on trying to get as many words into the last line as you possibly can................

[Minnie M]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
A Minnie from Brighton, we hear
Is always full of good cheer
She'll soon get a card
To make travel less hard
.............

Hove actually

(got to reply now - hmmm.... at my age it may take a while )

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Minnie M
Hove actually
(got to reply now - hmmm.... at my age it may take a while )

Oh dear, I'm not right, now I see
About the abode of Minnie
Corrected in one
By our cuddly chum
Who resides in Hove, actually

[Tiggerbabe]

Originally posted by ChrisA
Right. Gloves off. I was trying to be kind to the beloved Scottish contingent...

A certain young dancer called Jayne
Had been up in Glasgow to train
Then southwards she came
Cos the dancing was tame
Not just that but the Tramp had no brain

Pah!

Some people, they think they're so hip
They post nonesense, that gives us the pip
"That" thread is a pain
Of our lives - it's the bane
So guys, could you all get a grip!

[Mikey]

There once was a DJ called Bob
Who was silly to open his gob
When likening Lory
to a barmaid from Corrie
took a risk with his life and his knob!

[DangerousCurves]

A Teacher who taught us to "sin"
Announced from the stage, with a grin:
"If you come to my class
Soon you'll wiggle your ass,
And the whole world will know where you've bin!"

I'm sooo dead and can never come home again.....

[Minnie M]

There once was a line dancer from Herts
Who cut up his Avatar in parts
He decided to swing
Cors was his thing
Then went from MJ to DJ

(sorry couldn't think of another line that rhymes) - any suggestions ?

[Lory]

Originally posted by Minnie M
There once was a line dancer from Herts
Who cut up his Avatar in parts
He decided to swing
Cors was his thing
Then went from MJ to DJ

(sorry couldn't think of another line that rhymes) - any suggestions ?

Yes but it stinks!

[DangerousCurves]

A talented lass called Lorraine
Tried to tame Mikey's barnet in vain,
She gave up on the rest
simply strimmed round his chest
And I wont let him go there again!

...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....

[Lory]

Originally posted by DangerousCurves
A talented lass called Lorraine
Tried to tame Mikey's barnet in vain,
She gave up on the rest
simply strimmed round his chest
And I wont let him go there again!

...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....

[Lory]

Dangerous Curves true name is Di
A housmate of Mikey's no lie
If HER chest were hairy
now THAT would be scary
I'd need more than a strimmer.OH MY!

[bobgadjet]

Avatars are fun but I find
My pics are as big as my behind
Lovely Lory did fix
My pics into bits
Now thats quite some help rather kind

[Minnie M]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
Lovely Lory did fix
My pics into bits

hmmmm...... tell me more

[CJ]

Originally posted by ChrisA


Now this I just cannot believe
A compliment from that chap Steve
It’s truly terrific
From one so prolific
From the floor I must myself retrieve

Around the ears, ChrisA's still wet
Tramp's sarcasm he didn't get
It seems he did miss
Steve was taking the p1ss
ChrisA's a sissy?? You bet!!

[Tiggerbabe]

Let's go busking, Franck did say
Outside Anne Summers, Saturday
By noon, heavy snow
Meant he cancelled the show
But we'll do it again - maybe May!!!!

[Minnie M]

This is such a good thread I thought I would put at the top of the list again. Has to be more interesting than

q

Come on peeps - whilst I am thinking of a new one - over to you

[Lory]

We're a Forum of friends, who all Jive,
to events, miles and miles we will drive
Though all kinds of weather
We'll get together
It's what makes us feel so alive!