Forum Limericks

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Lory
We're a Forum of friends, who all Jive,
to events, miles and miles we will drive
Though all kinds of weather
We'll get together
It's what makes us feel so alive!

BRILLIANT
Well done Lory

[bobgadjet]

A new member clearly named Dee
Posts a new thread for us all to see
We don't know what to do
With the one letter "q"
But it's giving us fun, don't you agree?

[Stuart M]

Originally posted by Sheena
Let's go busking, Franck did say
Outside Anne Summers, Saturday
...

Ummm...Franck, I've heard tell on this Forum about the Bacardi Breezers tie-up down south. This isn't a foretaste of a similar sponsorship venture up here, is it?

More importantly, what are the taxi dancer outfits going to look like

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Minnie M
Has to be more interesting than
q

AAWWW C'mon, The "q" thing was either a brilliant idea, or a brilliant mistake. Just goes to show what we REALLY need to get our minds working



Our Minnie is miffed at the "q"
She doesn't know quite what to do
Limericks pass her by
But rather than try
She says "Lads, it's over to you"

[Minnie M]

Q = New Rap Man (just had his hair restyled in the Salon)

[Minnie M]

Originally posted by Minnie M
Q = New Rap Man (just had his hair restyled in the Salon)

Hey Bob - I was quite proud of the one I made up for you (even if the last line didn't rhyme)

woops - hit the quote button instead of Edit again (it's my age or is it too early )

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by DangerousCurves
...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....

eeeek!!

I'm still waiting for the muse to come upon me, but don't hold your breath.

Greg

[Minnie M]

There once was a man called Sheepeeee
Who danced with a lady called Mareeeee
From MJ to West Coast Swing
They certainly did their thing
I can't think of a last line "Can someone help meeeee"

OR

To the delight of the very lovely Wendeeeeee

[Martin]

I once met a goddess named Lorraine
Who said “what ariels you’ll not be the same!”
I told her no fret
So she took up the bet
And a cartwheel on grass was her fame

[Martin]

A dancer called Mikey I put to the test
I showed him a move I thought was the best
His girls got red faces
As the hands found strange places
Tame classes I say show the rest

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Minnie M
Hey Bob - I was quite proud of the one I made up for you (even if the last line didn't rhyme)
It was not only good, it did rhyme with Lory's suggestion, but probably wouldn't get past the censor


woops - hit the quote button instead of Edit again (it's my age or is it too early )

Age thing? What, YOU? Never. I think you're lying about this up-coming event.

[bobgadjet]

Linking Lory with Corrie weren't right
If its going to bring on a fight
But her man Steve
Was a lot less peeved
And they both had a laugh that night


So thanks for the slap on the wrist
I'm sorry Mikey got pi**ed
This lounge has the name
And thread "Fun & Games"
And I hope we've made up and kissed

[DavidY]

OK it's a bit late but here is my attempt...


There once was a fellow from France
Who thought he'd teach Scotland to dance
At Champs and Blackpool
The Scots seem to rule
And even Gus says they've advanced.

David (...not giving up the day job...)

[Minnie M]

Originally posted by DavidY
OK it's a bit late but here is my attempt...


There once was a fellow from France
Who thought he'd teach Scotland to dance
At Champs and Blackpool
The Scots seem to rule
And even Gus says they've advanced.

David (...not giving up the day job...)

[Jon L]

Ok this was hard to think of one but here goes.

There one was a dancer called Jon
Who kept thinking of of moves to a song.
But no matter how hard he tried
He ended up stopping, sat down and cried
Cos he kept getting them all very wrong

Not the best attempt but English literature was never my strong point

[bobgadjet]

True story.......

Lory, in fine form, not a wreck
Let go with her style, what the heck
Now this was no joke
Her hair caught this bloke
And it wrapped itself right round his neck


Sorry, couldn't resist it

[Lory]

Originally posted by bobgadjet
True story.......

Lory, in fine form, not a wreck
Let go with her style, what the heck
Now this was no joke
Her hair caught this bloke
And it wrapped itself right round his neck

He he he
I can confirm this story to be true, just to clarify, it wasn't even the man I was dancing with! My partner span me really fast, poor Bernie backed into me and my hair wrapped right round his neck, I nearly strangled him! He had to twist him self back out of it! It was HILARIOUS!

[Lory]

I once met this man from down under
I watched him in awe and wonder
I thought I would die
when he said have a try
but he was GOOD and didn't let me plunder!

(I know its a rubbishy one but I had to get back on thread somehow)

[bobgadjet]

Originally posted by Lory
I once met this man from down under
I watched him in awe and wonder
I thought I would die
when he said have a try
but he was GOOD and didn't let me plunder!

(I know its a rubbishy one but I had to get back on thread somehow)

Well I think it's quite good, no VERY good


While still being in my sick bed
I've read over what's being said
Seems sure to this one
Because it's such fun
Hope we ALL stay right on this thread

[Whitebeard]

Came to mind in an idle moment:


I'm really hooked on this MJ,
It's fun, it's sexy, it's OK.
It really swings,
Makes me think things,
So naughty, but nice, as I swing, break, and sashay.


I'm sure others can improve on that !!