Forum Limericks

ChrisA · 27th-January-2004, 05:26 PM

There once was a fellow from Mensa
Who made the whole forum much tenser
It drove us all mad,
It was really quite sad...
But the truth is he's really much denser.

ChrisA · 29th-January-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Lets try and get the Thread Removed thread removed

Well I've had such nice compliments about my poetry-writing skills, and Franck was so quick to delete my efforts, I could always try writing some more

Chris

*Sheepman* · 29th-January-2004, 02:44 PM

Yes please!

Greg

ChrisA · 29th-January-2004, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sheepman
Yes please!

Well if you insist...

There was an old rocker called Andy
When dancing looked ever so dandy
The shirts were so bright
The knickers so tight
But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.

**Bardsey** · 29th-January-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisA
Well if you insist...

There was an old rocker called Andy
When dancing looked ever so dandy
The shirts were so bright
The knickers so tight
But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.

TheTramp · 29th-January-2004, 04:13 PM

There was a young man called ChrisA
Who went dancing a lot, every day
The pervs were his hate
Andy M was his mate
He's a taxi, he'll show you the way

Okie. I know it's crap!

There once was a sheep type of man
Dancing? He bloody well can
He likes wearing hats
(I've not seen him in spats)
As for me, let's say I'm his fan

They get worse!!

There once was a fat ugly tramp
To clear him, you'd need a ramp
Some say he's a sinner
And just a beginner
On the forum, he'd every day camp

Okie. I'm going to give up now!!

Steve

**Lory** · 29th-January-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
Okie. I'm going to give up now!!

Steve

TheTramp · 29th-January-2004, 04:26 PM

Sorry. Didn't give up... Just for you Lory!

There once was a great girl called Lor
A total babe on the dance floor
With come to bed eyes
And sweet sexy thighs
Every male response was 'COR'

Steve

TheTramp · 29th-January-2004, 04:26 PM

These aren't Haikus btw.

They are Limericks.

Steve

CJ · 29th-January-2004, 04:28 PM

There once was a fat ugly tramp,
anyone's style he could cramp.
Not saying he's bent
But a big row of tents
tells us all how much he is camp!!

Ta daaa.

**Franck** · 29th-January-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
These aren't Haikus btw.

They are Limericks.

Whoops, my bad...

Now changed back and added the original limerick too

TheTramp · 29th-January-2004, 04:32 PM

Okie. So you changed the title.

A haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry. It consists of 3 lines, of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables (there are lots of other rules on writing Haiku, but I'm sure you don't want to read them).

I'm not very good at them (or any other form of writing), but, an example would be...

Here I am today
Writing posts on the forum
Mostly boring ones.

Steve

ChrisA · 29th-January-2004, 04:32 PM

Greg is a guy you’ll see around
We all know him as Sheepy
At musicality he’s pretty good
And the scourge of all things creepy

With partners twain he looks Ok
The watchers all entranced
The git, he’s entering Blackpool,
Intermediates and advanced

On the comp floor in his hat and coat
His dress sense equals Pammy’s
But oh my god on social nights
Sheep T-shirts and those jammies.

So on reflection it’s Ok still
My hand I’ll not yet fold
I’ll work really hard for a long time yet;
It’s years before I’m that old.

**Pammy** · 29th-January-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisA
His dress sense equals Pammy’s

Hey Hey Hey

I'll have you know I'm allergic to wool!

**Lory** · 29th-January-2004, 04:43 PM

There once was a Teacher called Mikey
Who's hair I have cut really spikey
Now he's growing it long
to tie back with a thong???
shh don't tell but I not really likey!

peace offering

ChrisA · 29th-January-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lory
to tie back with a thong???

Whose thong would that be, then?

**Lory** · 29th-January-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisA
Whose thong would that be, then?

Not mine!

CJ · 29th-January-2004, 05:02 PM

There was a dance teacher called Franck
Whose body resembled a tank
After all he could eat
himself he would beat
then take himself out for a w....

WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheTramp · 29th-January-2004, 05:17 PM

There once was a DJ named Bob
Who found himself out of a job
For insulting his boss
Who's response was the loss
Of that offending DJ called Bob

Steve

**Lory** · 29th-January-2004, 05:21 PM

There once was a girl called Rachel
who's big baggy knickers were hell
her boyfriend called Mark
kept his head in the dark
So Now she wears none

I can tell

27th-January-2004, 05:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
ChrisA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,830 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 852	Forum Limericks There once was a fellow from Mensa Who made the whole forum much tenser It drove us all mad, It was really quite sad... But the truth is he's really much denser.

29th-January-2004, 02:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sheepman Commercial Operator Join Date: May 2003 Location: London Posts: 3,560 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 865	Yes please! Greg __________________ With one hand the past moves us forward, with the other it holds us back.

29th-January-2004, 04:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	There was a young man called ChrisA Who went dancing a lot, every day The pervs were his hate Andy M was his mate He's a taxi, he'll show you the way Okie. I know it's crap! There once was a sheep type of man Dancing? He bloody well can He likes wearing hats (I've not seen him in spats) As for me, let's say I'm his fan They get worse!! There once was a fat ugly tramp To clear him, you'd need a ramp Some say he's a sinner And just a beginner On the forum, he'd every day camp Okie. I'm going to give up now!! Steve __________________ "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". (Attributed to Voltaire). Caveat: But reserve the right to tell you if what you say is a load of crap!

29th-January-2004, 04:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	Sorry. Didn't give up... Just for you Lory! There once was a great girl called Lor A total babe on the dance floor With come to bed eyes And sweet sexy thighs Every male response was 'COR' Steve __________________ "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". (Attributed to Voltaire). Caveat: But reserve the right to tell you if what you say is a load of crap!

29th-January-2004, 04:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	These aren't Haikus btw. They are Limericks. Steve __________________ "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". (Attributed to Voltaire). Caveat: But reserve the right to tell you if what you say is a load of crap!

29th-January-2004, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
CJ Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fife. Posts: 4,983 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1744	There once was a fat ugly tramp, anyone's style he could cramp. Not saying he's bent But a big row of tents tells us all how much he is camp!! Ta daaa. __________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours.

29th-January-2004, 04:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	Okie. So you changed the title. A haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry. It consists of 3 lines, of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables (there are lots of other rules on writing Haiku, but I'm sure you don't want to read them). I'm not very good at them (or any other form of writing), but, an example would be... Here I am today Writing posts on the forum Mostly boring ones. Steve __________________ "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". (Attributed to Voltaire). Caveat: But reserve the right to tell you if what you say is a load of crap! Last edited by TheTramp : 29th-January-2004 at 04:48 PM.

29th-January-2004, 04:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
ChrisA Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,830 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 852	Greg is a guy you’ll see around We all know him as Sheepy At musicality he’s pretty good And the scourge of all things creepy With partners twain he looks Ok The watchers all entranced The git, he’s entering Blackpool, Intermediates and advanced On the comp floor in his hat and coat His dress sense equals Pammy’s But oh my god on social nights Sheep T-shirts and those jammies. So on reflection it’s Ok still My hand I’ll not yet fold I’ll work really hard for a long time yet; It’s years before I’m that old.

29th-January-2004, 04:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lory Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North London Posts: 6,768 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 2934	There once was a Teacher called Mikey Who's hair I have cut really spikey Now he's growing it long to tie back with a thong??? shh don't tell but I not really likey! peace offering __________________ "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine Last edited by Lory : 29th-January-2004 at 04:47 PM.

29th-January-2004, 05:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
CJ Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Fife. Posts: 4,983 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1744	There was a dance teacher called Franck Whose body resembled a tank After all he could eat himself he would beat then take himself out for a w.... WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours.

29th-January-2004, 05:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	There once was a DJ named Bob Who found himself out of a job For insulting his boss Who's response was the loss Of that offending DJ called Bob Steve __________________ "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". (Attributed to Voltaire). Caveat: But reserve the right to tell you if what you say is a load of crap!

29th-January-2004, 05:21 PM	#20 (permalink)
Lory Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North London Posts: 6,768 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 2934	There once was a girl called Rachel who's big baggy knickers were hell her boyfriend called Mark kept his head in the dark So Now she wears none I can tell __________________ "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

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