A Ceroc Forum Story ......

[CJ]

... the same sanitorium in which we all should be? But as she got to the door, she thought to herself, that would be far too easy. The best thing for her to do was definately.....

[Jayne]

...to run to the arms of Elliot. After much stroking of trousers and several dances later Sheena felt invigorated and bounced back to life. She had an idea and she was a woman on a mission to...

(thought that would make you smile Sheena! )

ed - oops, me and CJ posted at the same time... mines slightly modified but was intended to go after John S's...

[Lou]

....rid the world of serial air steppers. She grabbed a wet kipper from the fridge and advanced towards....

[TheTramp]

...the man in black who was casually balancing three women on his nose while literally hundreds of dancers danced within three feet of him. Un-nose those women she cried, waving the wet kipper in a menacing fashion. Unfortunately at that exact moment, Franck...

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe


(what does Wendy think of all this attention )

Absolutely loving it !!!!!!! Giggling with each new post !!!

Just wish someone would get Jean-Claude and me together for a red-hot blues .....but the way things are going I could get battered with a frozen fish instead ....

Wx

PS Just burnt the rice for dinner !!!!

[Graham]

.....stormed back through the door, muttering "Putain! Les flics me font chier!", and made a beeline for his beloved IMAC, thoughtlessly barging into Sheena, who toppled towards the man in black. Instinctively, he placed an expert hand behind her neck and miraculously stopped her inches from the floor, but unfortunately the three nose-balancing women tumbled floorwards, flattening five nearby dancers.

Meanwhile, back at Wendy's house, Graham picked up a piece of paper from behind the front door, and opening it, read.....

[Curtain]

... CAR BOOT SALE - THIS SATURDAY - B THERE OR B SQUARE

Graham, being unashamedly hostile towards second hand goods, made straight for the city centre to buy some Christmas presents for all his Cerocing buddies. To his utter amazement, the credit card bounced (SHOCK HORROR) whilst trying to buy a My Little Pony for himself (OH MY GOD) he was escorted out of the shop (WORLD EXCLUSIVE). With only £2.50 to his name he ...

Bit tabloidy, but hey.

[Gus]

realised that Ceroc this week was beyond his financial grasp. Terror like he had never known wracked his body. He desperately searched his pockets for more money but all he could find was the Car Boot Sale note ... then he realised that there was a message on the OTHER side of the note that said...

[CJ]

Golly gosh was a clean translation of his real thoughts as he started to turn the cogs in his brain: there has to be a way to get that £5.00 entrance fee. With an almost blinding flash of inspiration, he decided to sell Jean-Claude a....

(Wend, if someone bites... don't say I'm not good to you. If they don't, I tried, petal )

[TheTramp]

.... signed copy of a picture of Wendy. Upon receiving it, Jean-Claude thought something in French, then immediately got on the first available plane to Glasgow. After landing he got straight in a taxi and....

(CJ, How I do?)

Steve

[Tiggerbabe]

after a tense three hour journey (Jean -Claude was surprised to find that Glasgow was so full of one-way streets, all of them en-route to Wendy and Graham's house!) he finally stepped out of the cab and looked wistfully towards that 2nd floor window (you do live in a flat don't you Wendy?).
Mais - non! he thought in French (just in case you didn't notice), how can I bear to see my beloved Wendy in the arms of another?
But the desire that filled his heart was too great and striding determinedly on he at last reached the door and lifted his beautifully tanned, strong arm (he's a drummer remember, very strong arms!) to knock ..................................

[John S]

when suddenly he was confused by a memory of GadgetÕs analysis of 3000 possible hand positions. He found himself totally unable to decide between the Right-handed Rat-a-tat-tat with Raised Pinky, and the Left-handed Loop-de-Loop with Lowered Thumb. As a compromise, he chose to ring the bell with another part of his anatomy, but unfortunately for him É..

[Gus]

..... he realised he had not paid sufficient attention at Gus's workshops and he knew not how to use his 2 inches! Worse was to 'come' as Wendy chose that momemt to open the door and .... she laughed at his 'not-so-mighty' sword. Messr Van D shrank away (not that you could notice the difference) as Wendy now saught satisfaction elsewhere and Graham realised that she was now bearing down in him. In desperation he....

[TheTramp]

...ran to the arms of Elliot (pushing Sheena rudely out of the way). "Young man", he cried. "Young man, you must save me from a fate worse than........"

Steve

[Fran]

the exquisite agonies of the insatiable delights which are hotly following behind!!!! I'm knackerd!! how much energy do you have left Elliot????
Sheena Indigniantly picked herself up of the floor and rubbed down her velvet trousers provociatley and looking Graham squarely in the face said.....

[John S]

Will somebody please tell us what Sheena is about to say? Never since I've known her has anyone been able to keep her silent for so long!!!

(I can't continue this without breaking the "4 other contributor's" rule, but surely somebody must have an idea - even if it's only to do with Graham's knack of turning everything into graphs and pie charts!!!!)

[Gus]

Stroke me, tease me, thrill me Big Boy" .... well at least thats what the drunk Graham heard ... when in fact Sheena had actualy said "Where's that Elliot boy" (and easy misinterpreatation). However, given what she had said, Sheena could be forgiven for being somewhat taken aback when Graham suddenly started molesting in her in a 'closer than close' way. Inevitably(!) ... Wendy chose that moment to re-appear on the scene. Realising that his last moments on this planet were approaching, a suddenly sober Graham blurted out, "There's a perfectly reasonable explanation darling" as he zipped up Sheena's trousers .."I......

[Wendy]

Go on John !!! Live dangerously !!! Just go for it and say what you'd like her to say !! Gus won't mind !!! I'll see to that !!!

Wx

[CJ]

... was just looking in here cos this is where Jean-Claude said he put the map for the buried treasure. Sheena was keeping it for us nice and safe. In fact, if it wasn't for Sheena hiding it, and me getting it out now (!!) it could well have............

[John S]

.....been any one of the Dundee Crew who found it. However, the map is full of words like "TRESHURE", "GOALD" and "DIG HEAR" so it's obviously not yet been seen by Heather." Wendy, being one of life's innocents and terminally gullible, fell for Graham's explanation and buried her face in his manly chest, tenderly murmuring ........