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4th-December-2002, 08:28 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Manchester
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Reputation Total: 958   |  A Ceroc Forum Story ...... OK .... so I'm flued up, stuck in doors and BORED BEYOND BELIEF ... so the time has come to try something creative for once.... Ever played the game (usualy involving alcohol) where you make up one line of a story then the next person adds the next line and so on and so on ... Well ... thought given the rapid wit, scintilating sarcasm and rapid reparte that exists on this forum ... thought I'd give it a go... RULES Each contributor must add only three sentences ... preferably stoping part way through the third sentence. No personal bitchiness ... unless you want that person to get vengance in public.... You can only contribute again after FOUR contributions by other 'authors' ... yes I'm talking to you Tramp and Gadget ... let some of the other kids have a go... So here goes. The cold night rain still beat against the room's window, but went unnoticed as Wendy stared intently into the PC's screen. The forum talk was once more about Sheena's stroking trousers and serial airsteppers but a warm smile played on Wendy's lips. She sipped her drink again thought again what to do, as with the Xmas dances approaching what could she do about ....... TO BE CONTINUED?
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4th-December-2002, 08:51 PM
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| The Forum Legend  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Reputation Total: 1692 | Who me???  (This from the guy with 692 posts, and lying 2nd in the list of alltime top posters!  ).Anyhoo.... .......her desperate need for more dances with Gus. Those orange trousers shone brightly in her memory - even more vividly than the kilt. Banishing those wicked thoughts momentarily to the back of her mind, she turned around as...... |
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4th-December-2002, 10:23 PM
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 ok heres mine.... ...the noise from something being posted through the letter box broke her from her reverie. Upon investigation it turned out to be a little model drummer girl in a plastic tube. 'Hmm' thought Wendy whimsically ' I dont remember ordering such Scottish touristy tat! Must be a joke thought up by...'
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5th-December-2002, 12:12 AM
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Reputation Total: 1609 | Jean- Claude - that wonderful French hunk she had met whilst in Paris, he played the drums in one of the local bands and loved to watch her, as she danced seductively in her little mini-kilt. Now her thoughts turned to those carefree youthfull days as she turned the small figure over and over in her hand. So lost was she, in this foreign land of long ago, that she didn't even notice......... |
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5th-December-2002, 12:39 AM
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Reputation Total: 187 | I'm ignoring the 4-posts rule cos Sheena trampled on my last one ....the note dropping from the plastic tube. Eventually her daydreaming was interrupted by the phone ringing, and she went to answer it. It was Brady calling to ask if...... Last edited by Graham : 5th-December-2002 at 12:54 AM. |
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5th-December-2002, 01:32 AM
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Reputation Total: 1744 | she'd had anymore thoughts about that surprise visit back to gay Paris. On hearing the question, voiced in Brady's concerned tones, Wendy realised that nothing as trivial as Franck's last playlist was going to stop her reliving those wistful days and that ctastrophic night when she missed Jean-Claude, unknown to her, by those 5 fateful minutes. As if her guardian angel was throwing his last hand into the table, Santana's Flor d'Luna came on the radio and she thought maybe, just maybe....
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5th-December-2002, 02:02 AM
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Reputation Total: 1744 | Take 2 (new thread, perhaps?) The cold night rain still beat against the room's window, but went unnoticed as Wendy stared intently into the PC's screen. The forum talk was once more about Sheena's stroking trousers and serial airsteppers but a warm smile played on Wendy's lips. She sipped her drink again thought again what to do, as with the Xmas dances approaching what could she do about ....... .......her desperate need for more dances with Gus. Those orange trousers shone brightly in her memory - even more vividly than the kilt. Banishing those wicked thoughts momentarily to the back of her mind, she turned around as...... ...the noise from something being posted through the letter box broke her from her reverie. Upon investigation it turned out to be a little model drummer girl in a plastic tube. 'Hmm' thought Wendy whimsically ' I dont remember ordering such Scottish touristy tat! Must be a joke thought up by...' Jean- Claude - that wonderful French hunk she had met whilst in Paris, he played the drums in one of the local bands and loved to watch her, as she danced seductively in her little mini-kilt. Now her thoughts turned to those carefree youthfull days as she turned the small figure over and over in her hand. So lost was she, in this foreign land of long ago, that she didn't even notice......... ....the note dropping from the plastic tube. Eventually her daydreaming was interrupted by the phone ringing, and she went to answer it. It was Brady calling to ask if...... .....She had seen his bra. Wendy had been showing Brady the art of shimmying earlier that night, and in the process of Wendy helping him fulfill ALL of his promise as a dancer, she had talked him into releasing his manbreasts, along with his inhibitions. As Brady contremplated this new life ahead of him, he couldn't help.....
__________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours. |
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5th-December-2002, 02:32 AM
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Reputation Total: 1417 | ...thinking how that missed airstep, and its tragic consequences, had so completely changed his life. It would all have been so perfect if there was somebody out there who could Brady him. But that was all in the past - he could now truly look forward to dancing Blues with Bill, and hoped he would do that move where... |
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5th-December-2002, 10:36 AM
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| Papa Smurf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe
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5th-December-2002, 10:46 AM
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Reputation Total: 1417 | ... it was realised that his first move would be his last. They buried him (again!) and followed his wishes of having a dance at the wake. Unfortunately they asked the organiser of a successful (well - popular!) recent party in Glasgow to book somewhere, and... |
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5th-December-2002, 10:59 AM
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Reputation Total: 223 | ..having taken on board everything which had been commented on the previous party the organiser found himself forced to have a good long think about everyone's wishes. So much to consider, and he was struggling to get all his thoughts in order, indeed his thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. Finally he decided on... |
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5th-December-2002, 11:59 AM
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Reputation Total: 1744 | delegating all responsibilities on to the desperate lot, themselves. Brady's partner, bless him, was a popular dancer and if this was to be a proper wake for the people, it had to be by the people. "Rightio," said Bill, "In that case...."
__________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours. |
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5th-December-2002, 12:08 PM
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Reputation Total: 22 | .... for the good of mankind the aristoracy must be over thrown and the will of the common dancer must prevail. Today! we will launch a revolution, and I shall lead the compressed dancers from their squashed existance to the land of plenty..... of space". But Brady stood up and shouted......
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5th-December-2002, 12:12 PM
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Reputation Total: 1744 | Ignore this one as it breaks the 4 replies rule. "Oh no you won't!!!!!!!!" gesticulating to the audience to join in. If there was only one thing Brady loved more than the panto season it was..........
__________________ Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. www.readitandweep.net Risk more than others think safe; dream more than others think practical; care more than others think wise; desire more than others think possible.. ... then the Universe is yours. |
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5th-December-2002, 12:24 PM
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 to continue...... ....'a long slow screw up against a wall', one of Ceroc Jocks favourite drinks as well. In fact they were like brothers in arms - Brady and CJ. Just like the three muskateers but with one missing, and they weren't french, however...
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5th-December-2002, 01:49 PM
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Reputation Total: 10 | .....unlike Jean-Claude. Wendy knew what she was going to do now. She had put everything into one of Graham's spreadsheets and it had given her the answer. It even drew a pretty coloured pie-chart, so it must be right. But could she really.... |
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