Bored? oh

LMC · 28th-June-2005, 07:26 PM

Inspired by this thread and in the best tradition of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, how about all calming down and having a nice quiet game of Boardo?

I'll start....

*rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle, chuck* 6, yay, I get another go

*rattle rattle rattle bounce, damn, dropped it under the sofa, shuffle shuffle, there it is, rattle rattle rattle rattle, chuck*

2, that'll be a pink pie question please

Stuart · 28th-June-2005, 07:51 PM

rattle,rattle, rattle Luck be a lady tonight rattle, rattle, rattle . 1 Down the snake I go

LMC · 29th-June-2005, 10:16 AM

Hmm, that puts you on the Old Kent Road: with one hotel, that'll be £250 please

Black Q to King 4

Purple Sparkler · 29th-June-2005, 11:16 AM

Oh, buggeration- you've sunk my battleship!

*rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle chuck* 4
Oooh, Sport and Leisure!
*picks a card out of the box*
Apparently I've come second in a beauty contest.

LMC · 29th-June-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler

Apparently I've come second in a beauty contest.

I won the first prize

Dollis Hill

Purple Sparkler · 29th-June-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NewKid

I won the first prize

Dollis Hill

Aha! That one's mine- and I have all the other underground stations so...
That'll be a green piece of pie then.

OK:
*rattle rattle rattle rattle oops! feel around to find it no, it rolled off the table so that doesn't count rattle rattle rattle rattle chuck* kiss

*rattle rattle rattle chuck*
*looks at dice* I'm not doing THAT!

Looks like I'll have to go back 5 spaces.

**DavidY** · 29th-June-2005, 12:53 PM

Snap!

**Lory** · 29th-June-2005, 01:01 PM

Left foot - Green... Right hand - Red

I don't bend that way

Purple Sparkler · 29th-June-2005, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Left foot - Green... Right hand - Red

I don't bend that way

Ha! That means I get to choose the colour for the next question.

*looks in box*

Ah, multiple choice: What letter does Aardvark begin with: A, B, C or D?

**Lory** · 29th-June-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler

Ah, multiple choice: What letter does Aardvark begin with: A, B, C or D?

Can I have a 'P' Bob?

Purple Sparkler · 29th-June-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Can I have a 'P' Bob?

The bathroom's right over there!

Would you like to go 50/50?

LMC · 29th-June-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler

Would you like to go 50/50?

No, I'll name that tune in 3....

Film:

_ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _

**Lory** · 29th-June-2005, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler

The bathroom's right over there!

Would you like to go 50/50?

75/25 and it's a deal..(my bums bigger than yours!

)

**Lou** · 29th-June-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

75/25 and it's a deal..(my bums bigger than yours!

)

Ooooh! It's landed on me. I choose.......... dare!

**Rhythm King** · 29th-June-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

75/25 and it's a deal..(my bums bigger than yours!

)

12, twist...

16, twist...

19, hmm, oh heck live dangerously - twist...

a lovely two, for a 5 card trick - yay!

**Tessalicious** · 29th-June-2005, 02:13 PM

And the next word up is ... 'gynotikolobomassophile' - definitions please!

**Lory** · 29th-June-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lou

Ooooh! It's landed on me. I choose.......... dare!

Ok, here's your choices... PICK ONE

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

4) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone
points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this
way".

5) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

6) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

7) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it
"IN."

8) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

9) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

10) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

11) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from
the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

12) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

**Sparkles** · 29th-June-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

12) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

Surely this is normal practice for all meetings?

I think it's Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick...

**Lory** · 29th-June-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkles

I think it's Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick...

She could at least go somewhere at little more private

**Donna** · 29th-June-2005, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lory

Ok, here's your choices... PICK ONE

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

4) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone
points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this
way".

5) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

6) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

7) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it
"IN."

8) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

9) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

10) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

11) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from
the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

12) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

Have to say, I've seen this before and i'll admit....tried most of them. I WIN!

You missed one.....when one of your colleagues has left the office, stick his or her chair in the lift.

28th-June-2005, 07:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
LMC Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the corner Posts: 4,508 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 2319	Bored? oh Inspired by this thread and in the best tradition of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, how about all calming down and having a nice quiet game of Boardo? I'll start.... rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle, chuck 6, yay, I get another go rattle rattle rattle bounce, damn, dropped it under the sofa, shuffle shuffle, there it is, rattle rattle rattle rattle, chuck 2, that'll be a pink pie question please Last edited by LMC : 28th-June-2005 at 07:30 PM. Reason: damn, forgot how to do linkies

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