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11th-October-2003, 11:22 PM
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12th-October-2003, 02:28 PM
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 357 | What's yellow and smells like green paint.....??? Yellow paint....!!  I have to laugh at my own jokes 'cos I think i'm the only one who finds them funny...... up your pipe.........................................:wink : |
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12th-October-2003, 04:38 PM
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 852 | There was this Englishman who had just bought a new Carrera, and he'd gone to Ireland on holiday with it. Coming over the brow of a hill, he found what must have been the only long straight piece of road in the whole of Ireland. And it was empty for as far ahead as he could see. With a grin, and narrowed eyes, he floored the throttle to see how fast he could go. He was doing well over 120 when to his horror, out of a gap in the hedges come Mick and Paddy on their horse-drawn hay cart. His eyes popping out of his head, our Porsche driver stands on the brakes, but he has no chance of stopping before he hits the hay cart. Nevertheless, he j u s t manages to swerve in through the gap in the hedge that the cart had come out of, and all is well. So Mick turns to Paddy and says... "Holy Mary Mother of God.... ... we only just got outa that field in toime". |
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12th-October-2003, 09:10 PM
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What's pink & wrinkly, and hangs out your underpants...... Your mother........ hopefully with colour co-ordinated clothes pegs... What's big and pink, has a blue vein running through it, and gives enourmous pleasure to a woman.......... A £20 note....................   | |
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13th-October-2003, 09:21 AM
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Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 464 | An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for his client, Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door, his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak - pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath the phone rang. His wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?" |
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13th-October-2003, 09:38 AM
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15th-October-2003, 12:13 AM
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15th-October-2003, 11:17 AM
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 875 | One for Andy An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Greg
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15th-October-2003, 11:47 AM
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 223 | NEW SCANDAL IS SET TO ROCK FOOTBALL A new scandal is set to rock football - Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in the hotel room of a French footballer...... Police are treating it as murder on Zidanes floor |
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Rep Power: 3 Rep.: 26 | What were the Lone Ranger's first words to Tonto when they crossed the Canadian border...? 'Onto toronto pronto Tonto' P.S. If that's Sophie, she's got one hell of a neck 
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