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1st-July-2003, 10:35 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London
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Reputation Total: 34  | Just a quickie.... President Bush and one of his advisors go for lunch in a fancy restaurant. After a quick look at the menus, the waitress appeared and asked what the gentlemen wanted. Bush replies "I fancy a quickie" The waitress stared in shock then stomped off in disgust. The advisor leaned over and whispered to Bush "Sir, it is pronounced quiche!" |
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1st-July-2003, 10:45 AM
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| Angel with attitude!  Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Aberdeen
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Reputation Total: 34 | Q. How do you swat 200 flies at one time A. Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. |
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1st-July-2003, 03:03 PM
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| Angel with attitude! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Aberdeen
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Reputation Total: 34 | Hi Sandy.... glad I could make you laugh, I took out the dirty ones there were worse than then, but too rude to stick on the forum, Im Lynz, and I go to 'O' Donoghues on Thursday nights, might start going on Tuesday nights to Peterculter within the next 3 weeks, as my boyfriend is away in Norway working for a month then  You will easily spot me, Good looking and Red hair doon tae ma ass..!!!!  |
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1st-July-2003, 03:11 PM
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| The Forum Legend  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland
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1st-July-2003, 03:32 PM
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| The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland
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1st-July-2003, 03:54 PM
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| Angel with attitude! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Aberdeen
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Reputation Total: 34 | Will do steve...  In the meantime here is another joke I dug up from my Inbox Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. >Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner. > >"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, >spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." > >the inspector asked, "What of the third body?" >"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Mossie Quinn the >redneck from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning." >"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. >"Thought he was having his picture taken." |
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1st-July-2003, 04:17 PM
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1st-July-2003, 04:41 PM
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1st-July-2003, 04:47 PM
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1st-July-2003, 04:54 PM
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| Papa Smurf  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Planet Scathe
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feathers so yellow how do you feel when you dance with a fellow spinning and turning and suede shoes a flailing its really no wonder that your partners start failing the energy and passion that you bring to the dance leads all the guys leading to dream of romance so chickie, the next dance ! will you dance with me cos i think its quite obvious im quite out my tree cheers er...sorry
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