Bush Call...

[Bangers & Mash]

turn up the sound for this one...

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[Baby Peaches]

Hehehe!

[DianaS]

PROOF OF IDENTITY
> >>>
> >>>Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter
> >>>tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
> >>>people will do to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really
> >>>are?"
> >>>
> >>>Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard
> >>>and some chalk?"
> >>>
> >>>Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
> >>>appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and
> >>>symbols his theory of relativity.
> >>>
> >>>Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says.
> >>>"Welcome to heaven!"
> >>>
> >>>The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for
> >>>credentials.
> >>>
> >>>Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
> >>>
> >>>Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
> >>>
> >>>Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural
> >>>with just a few strokes of chalk.
> >>>
> >>>Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" >
> >>>He says. "Come on in!"
> >>>
> >>>Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter
> >>>scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed
> >>>to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
> >>>
> >>>George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
> >>>Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."