Lyrical Moments...

[cms]

Originally Posted by Beowulf1970

hmm dare I?

I dare.. Another Monty Python funny (if a bit rude )

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away."

glad u dared - monty python has some random quotes!!!

C xx

[Beowulf]

Originally Posted by cms

glad u dared - monty python has some random quotes!!!

C xx

you're telling me they do..

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've got two legs
from my hips to the ground
and when I walk they move around
and when I lift them they climb the stairs
amd when I shave them the ain't got hairs"

or...


"Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
"

etc.. Sorry I have everything the Pythons have ever released on LP , Tape and CD and subsequently also have them on my MP3 player

[jacksondonut]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder.....

Etc.,

Stairway to Heaven..

[azande]

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I’ll be here ’til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
Siempre – coqueteando y engañando
You’re happy when I’m on my knees
Me arrodillo y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dia es bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Alrededor de tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
¿Me debo ir o quedarme?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An’ if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision’s bugging me
Esta indecision me molesta
If you don’t want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who’m I’m supposed to be
Dime que tengo que ser
Don’t you know which clothes even fit me?
¿sabes que ropas me quedan?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
¿me debo ir o quedarme?

Should I stay or should I go now?
yo me frio o lo sufro
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voy - va a haber peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
yo me frio o lo sufro

The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go

[ducasi]

Was listening to this this morning...

I'm tellin' you loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)

And especially for Fi, her favourite lines...

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree

Maybe we'll get to dance to this song tonight.

[Sparkles]

It had to be you,
It had to be you
I wandered around, and finally found - the somebody who
Could make me be true,
And could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad - thinking of you

Some others I've seen,
Might never be mean
Might never be cross,
Or try to be boss,
But they wouldn't do...
For nobody else, gave me a thrill
With all your faults, I love you still
It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you

[Cruella]

Originally Posted by Sparkles

It had to be you,
It had to be you
I wandered around, and finally found - the somebody who
Could make me be true,
And could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad - thinking of you

Some others I've seen,
Might never be mean
Might never be cross,
Or try to be boss,
But they wouldn't do...
For nobody else, gave me a thrill
With all your faults, I love you still
It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you

Ahhh thanks hun. I love you too.

[Sparkles]

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek
Heaven, I’m in heaven
And the cares that hung around me through the week
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek

[Sparkles]

Originally Posted by Cruella

Ahhh thanks hun. I love you too.

You're welcome .....................

[azande]

Houses iced in whitewash guard a pale shore-line
Cornered by the cactus and the pine.
Here I wander where sweet sage and strange herbs grow
Down a sun-baked crumpled stony road.

Dusty wheels leaning rusting in the sun;
Snuff brown walls where Spanish lizards run.
Here I'm shadowed by a dragon fig tree's fan
Ringed by ants and musing over man.

I'll unwind my old strings while the sun shine down
Won't climb any high thing while the sun shine.
Formentera Lady sing your song for me
Formentera Lady sweet lover.

Lamplights glows on old guitars the travellers strum;
Insence children dance to an Indian drum.
Here Odysseus charmed for dark Circe fell,
Still her perfume lingers still her spell.

Time's grey hand won't catch me while the sun shine down
Untie and unlatch me while the stars shine.
Formentera Lady dance your dance for me
Formentera Lady dark lover.

King Crimson - Formentera Lady

[jacksondonut]

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane becuase I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

Can you help me occupy my brain?
oh yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could, but it's too late

Paranoid~Black Sabbath

[azande]

Voila l'ete
Voila l'ete
Voila l'ete
Voila l'ete
Voila l'ete, j'apercois le soleil
Les nuages filent et le ciel
s'eclarcit
Et dans me tete qui bourdonnent?
Les abeilles !
J'entends rugir les plaisirs de la vie
C'est le retour des amours
Qui nous chauffent les oreilles
Il fait si chaud
Qu'il nous poussent des envies
C'est le bonheur rafraichi d'un
cocktail
Les filles sont belles et les
dieux sont ravis.
Enfin l'ete
Enfin l'ete
Enfin l'ete
Enfin l'ete
Enfin l'ete.
Mais y'a deja plus d'argent
Le tout Paris se transforme en phobie
Le metro sue, tout devient purulent
Dans ses souliers, le passager abruti
A dix doigts d'pied qui s'expriment
violemment
Y'a plus d'amis les voisins
sont partis
L'ete Paris c'est plutot relaxant
On reve de plage
Et la Seine est jolie.
Toujours l'ete
C'est pas du superflu
Il fait trop chaud, l'soleil
m'abasourdit
Rillettes sous les bras
J'avance dans la rue
J'pense a ces cons qui s'font chier
dans l'midi
Tous ces torche-culs qui vont cuire
dans leurs jus
Tous ces noyes, la mer quelle
saloperie
Et sur les routes le danger ca
vous tue
Vivement l'automne, je me sens
tout aigri.
Toujours l'ete
Toujours l'ete
Toujours l'ete
Toujours l'ete
Voila l'ete, j'apercois le soleil
Les nuages filent et le ciel
s'eclarcit
Et dans me tete qui bourdonnent?
Les abeilles !
J'entends rugir les plaisirs de la vie
C'est le retour des amours
Qui nous chauffent les oreilles
Il fait si chaud
Qu'il nous poussent des envies
C'est le bonheur rafraichi d'un
cocktail
Les filles sont belles et les
dieux sont ravis.
Voila l'ete
Enfin l'ete
Toujours l'ete
Encore l'ete.

Les Negresses Vertes - Voila l'ete

[Sparkles]

One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
What more could your love do for me
When will love be through with me

Why live life from dream to dream
And dread the day when dreaming ends

One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
Why live life from dream to dream
And dread the day when dreaming ends

[Sheepman]

I want a cup of tea
I want a cup of tea
I want it made in a pot
With water that is hot
I'd be as happy as could be
If I had a cup of tea

I want a toad in the hole
I want a toad in the hole
I'd give a piece of my soul
For a toad in the hole
Now I'm out of control
'Cos I need a cup of tea

I want a bowl of spotted dick
bowl of spotted dick
Give it to me quick
Made with custard that is thick
Want a bowl of spotted dick
Followed by a cup of tea

Want a crumpet now
I want a crumpet now
I'll show you how
To eat a crumpet now
Give me milk from a cow
And another cup of tea

Want a ploughman's lunch
I want a ploughman's lunch
I could just sit and munch
On a ploughman's lunch
But when it comes to the crunch
I need a cup of.....tea

I'm feeling the need for the return of the Monday night Karaoke spot - any takers?

Greg

[bigdjiver]

Since we have a suncream thread:-

Summer days are coming...
Sun-loving times begin ...
I want to surf you baby,
til' the waves come breaking in

Put your old love aside
that is'nt natures plan
and soon you'll find that your beside
beside your seaside man

The sun makes it a scorcher
I want to shade you in the sand
love you and debauch yer
be your loving seaside man

dream who you will be beside
when you're beside the sea
and soon you'll find that you're beside
beside yourself with glee

Put me on like sunscreen
wear me like a tan
I want to swim in you like water
be your loving seaside man

Put your old love aside
that is'nt natures plan
and soon you'll find that your beside
beside your seaside man

all rights reserved

[Beowulf]

Ah when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And the street's so hot you're hoping this whole town is fireproof

Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea (oh yeah)
I'm on a blanket with my baby
That's where I'll be

And when the sun goes down
We'll take a walk along the strand
And as the tide goes out
We'll write "I love you" right there in the sand

Oh I want to go
Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea (oh yeah)
I'm on a blanket with my baby
That's where I'll be

Under the boardwalk
Under the boardwalk

Oh oh ohhhh
Under the boardwalk (yeah)
Down by the sea (oh yeah)
I'm on a blanket with my baby
That's where I'll be

And when the moon is out
And it's finally cooling down
Don't have to look too far
Because my girl and I just might be found

Oh oh ohhhh
Under the boardwalk (yeah)
Down by the sea (oh yeah)
On a blanket with my baby
That's where I'll be

Ooo I'm on a blanket with my pretty baby
Just you and me

Boardwalk (I wanna take you girl under the)
Boardwalk (I'm gonna take you girl under the)
Boardwalk (I wanna take you girl under the)
Boardwalk (I'm gonna take you girl under the)
Boardwalk (I wanna take you girl under)

[Sparkles]

Your stare swallows me
And I can hardly breathe
I feel it's dangerous,
Could be deadly
Somehow I'm willing to do the things you want
Take me in your arms
Spoon-feed my heart and

Drip by drip
I'll take it all
Sip by sip
I guess that it's
Make or break
Boy here and now

We're caught in a moment
And I won't let it go
I am falling deeper, losing my control
Involved in a feeling
Like the blink of a eye
And the silence it belongs to you and I

Broke through barriers
And passed a state of mind
I'm not scared no more
It feels divine
So take me in
And catch me when I fall
I'm waiting on the edge
Uncut my soul

Snip by snip
I'm oozing it
Bit by bit
I'm taking it
Step by step
Boy here and now

We're caught in a moment
And I won't let it go
I am falling deeper, losing my control
Involved in a feeling
Like the blink of a eye
And the silence it belongs to you and I

[azande]

me gustan los aviones, me gustas tú
me gusta viajar, me gustas tú
me gusta la mañana, me gustas tú
me gusta el viento, me gustas tú
me gusta soñar, me gustas tú
me gusta la mar, me gustas tú

que voy a hacer - je ne sais pas
que voy a hacer - je ne sais plus
que voy a hacer - je suis perdu
que horas son, mi corazón

me gusta la moto, me gustas tú
me gusta correr, me gustas tú
me gusta la lluvia, me gustas tú
me gusta volver, me gustas tú
me gusta marihuana, me gustas tú
me gusta colombiana, me gustas tú
me gusta la montaña, me gustas tú
me gusta la noche, me gustas tú

que voy a hacer - je ne sais pas
que voy a hacer - je ne sais plus
que voy a hacer - je suis perdu
que horas son, mi corazón

me gusta la cena, me gustas tú
me gusta la vecina, me gustas tú
me gusta su cocina, me gustas tú
me gusta camelar, me gustas tú
me gusta la guitarra, me gustas tú
me gusta el regaee, me gustas tú

que voy a hacer - je ne sais pas
que voy a hacer - je ne sais plus
que voy a hacer - je suis perdu
que horas son, mi corazón

me gusta la canela, me gustas tú
me gusta el fuego, me gustas tú
me gusta menear, me gustas tú
me gusta la coruña, me gustas tú
me gusta malasaña, me gustas tú
me gusta la castaña, me gustas tú
me gusta guatemala, me gustas tú

que voy a hacer - je ne sais pas
que voy a hacer - je ne sais plus
que voy a hacer - je suis perdu
que horas son, mi corazón

Manu Chao - Me Gustas Tú