Elbow Licking for Beginners

John S · 31st-March-2003, 04:25 PM

WEIRD THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT (even want to) KNOW

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.. but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into
account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes, (and presumably elsewhere)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (So, how many people do we know who THAT is true of?)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

##################

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?!!!!

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 04:28 PM

John... have you been listening to Steve Wright's factoids on Radio 2??????

Wx

John S · 31st-March-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Wendy
John... have you been listening to Steve Wright's factoids on Radio 2??????

Wx

No, but are you Old Woman???

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by John S
No, but are you Old Woman???

No no you're getting me mixed up with Chicklet !!!

Wx

*Dance Demon* · 31st-March-2003, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wendy
No no you're getting me mixed up with Chicklet !!!

Wx

Careful W, that Chicklet's got a mean left hook

**Chicklet** · 31st-March-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Wendy
No no you're getting me mixed up with Chicklet !!!

Wx

Please excuse late arrival I wasn't watching this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've probably got stockings older than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please enquire of our local stat man if 100 amusing and irreverent posts in less than a month is a record????????? and I'm gonna need a celebratory graph.

cXXXX

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Chicklet

You've probably got stockings older than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought we were friends again !!!! I wrote that when we were on a break !!!!

Quote:

Please enquire of our local stat man if 100 amusing and irreverent posts in less than a month is a record????????? and I'm gonna need a celebratory graph.

Pah !! The Tramp managed that in a matter of minutes when HE started !!!

Wx

**Graham** · 31st-March-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Chicklet

Please enquire of our local stat man if 100 amusing and irreverent posts in less than a month is a record????????? and I'm gonna need a celebratory graph.

Why don't you ask me yourself?

Sadly, though, I'm afraid your going to need another 850 posts in the next two days to beat The Tramp's record. Even if your posts are funnier on average he's still got a huge volume advantage.

TheTramp · 31st-March-2003, 07:14 PM

It's just not true.

I only got into the 600's in the first month of joining.

And I've slowed right down now (old age?). I'm sure everyone will be overtaking me soon.....

Steve

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graham
Why don't you ask me yourself?

Sadly, though, I'm afraid your going to need another 850 posts in the next two days to beat The Tramp's record. Even if your posts are funnier on average he's still got a huge volume advantage.

Funny how we posted at exactly the same time - and both of us in our car !!! Amazing !!!

Wxxxxi

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
It's just not true.

I only got into the 600's in the first month of joining.

And I've slowed right down now (old age?). I'm sure everyone will be overtaking me soon.....

Steve

It's a tortoise and hare thing isn't it ?

Wx

TheTramp · 31st-March-2003, 07:17 PM

Yeah.

Summat like that, lass

Steve

**Chicklet** · 31st-March-2003, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graham
Why don't you ask me yourself?

I just got a bit lazy, sorry

Sadly, though, I'm afraid your going to need another 850 posts in the next two days to beat The Tramp's record. Even if your posts are funnier on average he's still got a huge volume advantage.

OK I'm going to go for quality ("where?" say the readers "and when?") rather than quality so as not to burn out.

Wendy, I could have said tights, which would have been bad. With stockings you can say they are vintage, so we're ok really.

cx

TheTramp · 31st-March-2003, 07:18 PM

You're going for quality, rather than quality??

Good choice I say...

Steve

**Graham** · 31st-March-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
It's just not true.

I only got into the 600's in the first month of joining.

Oops - arithmetical error. I should have said 465. (I'm afraid you didn't get into the 600's until the next day

)

**Chicklet** · 31st-March-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
You're going for quality, rather than quality??

Good choice I say...

Steve

it's the quality of the quality boobs that will stand the test of time you see.

TheTramp · 31st-March-2003, 07:22 PM

Are you sure that they won't just start sagging with time?

Steve

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chicklet

Wendy, I could have said tights, which would have been bad. With stockings you can say they are vintage, so we're ok really.

Yeh OK (again !!!)

Wx

... mmmm 50-year old stockings.... oh yeh my granny gave me some once heeeehehehehehehheeh Have to go - to CEROC !!!!!

Wendy · 31st-March-2003, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheTramp
You're going for quality, rather than quality??

Good choice I say...

Steve

LOL - have to go !!!

Wxxxxxxx

**Stuart M** · 1st-April-2003, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chicklet
it's the quality of the quality boobs that will stand the test of time you see.

Wendy, is this one of those "nipple alerts" you kept talking about on Saturday?

31st-March-2003, 04:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
John S Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Deepest, Darkest Fife Posts: 1,077 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 173	Elbow Licking for Beginners WEIRD THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT (even want to) KNOW Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.. but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left handed. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes, (and presumably elsewhere) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (So, how many people do we know who THAT is true of?) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. ################## Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?!!!!

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31st-March-2003, 04:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Wendy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Versailles (yeah, in the chateau itself !) Posts: 1,458 Rep Power: 4 Reputation Total: 270	John... have you been listening to Steve Wright's factoids on Radio 2?????? Wx

31st-March-2003, 07:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	It's just not true. I only got into the 600's in the first month of joining. And I've slowed right down now (old age?). I'm sure everyone will be overtaking me soon..... Steve

31st-March-2003, 07:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	Yeah. Summat like that, lass Steve

31st-March-2003, 07:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	You're going for quality, rather than quality?? Good choice I say... Steve

31st-March-2003, 07:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
TheTramp The Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 10,470 Rep Power: 6 Reputation Total: 1692	Are you sure that they won't just start sagging with time? Steve

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