The movie of your life

TiggsTours · 18th-July-2006, 10:10 AM

On the radio this morning, Johnie Vaughn mentioned that Jordan has said she would like Keira Knightly to play her in the movie of her life. They then started a thing on unlikely actors to play the part of different people in the movies of their lives, so who would you get? Make it as ridiculous as you can!

I think I'd like, Whoopie Goldberg!

**Stuart M** · 18th-July-2006, 10:49 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger, directed by Joel Schumaker - call it "Batch Script"

[throaty voiceover]The code had an error - and only he could find the missing correspondence run[throaty voiceover]

"Dis code eez not vourking..."

"Don't run it Stuart, it'll overrun!" (I'll have Scarlett Johannsen playing my pouty, demure, yet sometimes feisty manageress please

)

"Execute dis, server" (that'll be my catchphrase)

[throaty voiceover]Batch Script - still running...[throaty voiceover]

**Beowulf** · 19th-July-2006, 10:00 AM

Voice over

April 11th 1970 .. In Florida the ill fated Apollo 13 was being launched. At the exact same time ...

(pull out to full earth view.. spins really fast like a kids top cartoon-style jet noises, screeching of brakes over the UK)

.. On the other side of the world....

[cut to materity ward.]
"Push .. push... one more big one.. and POP!!!"
[Clip of baby flying across the room, before being caught]

...Another ill fated launch was taking place.

"Congratulations Mr and Mrs Little it's a ..erm.. a Geek!"

Jump forward 36 years

(Photomontage of various stages of main lead's life)

Peter Little , Mild mannered geek by day.. even milder mannered geek by night.

Starring Johnny Depp as Pete Little, going straight to DVD and the bargain bucket

"THE MOVIE WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS"

18th-July-2006, 10:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
TiggsTours Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Shepherds Bush Posts: 1,790 Status: No Status Rep Power: 0 Rep.: 872	The movie of your life On the radio this morning, Johnie Vaughn mentioned that Jordan has said she would like Keira Knightly to play her in the movie of her life. They then started a thing on unlikely actors to play the part of different people in the movies of their lives, so who would you get? Make it as ridiculous as you can! I think I'd like, Whoopie Goldberg!

18th-July-2006, 10:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stuart M An Eclectic Toaster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow Posts: 1,899 Status: needs coffee Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 815	Re: The movie of your life Arnold Schwarzenegger, directed by Joel Schumaker - call it "Batch Script" [throaty voiceover]The code had an error - and only he could find the missing correspondence run[throaty voiceover] "Dis code eez not vourking..." "Don't run it Stuart, it'll overrun!" (I'll have Scarlett Johannsen playing my pouty, demure, yet sometimes feisty manageress please ) "Execute dis, server" (that'll be my catchphrase) [throaty voiceover]Batch Script - still running...[throaty voiceover] __________________ Cycling Facility of the Month

19th-July-2006, 10:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Beowulf Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: London Posts: 7,178 Status: Sans PC Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1809	Re: The movie of your life Voice over April 11th 1970 .. In Florida the ill fated Apollo 13 was being launched. At the exact same time ... (pull out to full earth view.. spins really fast like a kids top cartoon-style jet noises, screeching of brakes over the UK) .. On the other side of the world.... [cut to materity ward.] "Push .. push... one more big one.. and POP!!!" [Clip of baby flying across the room, before being caught] ...Another ill fated launch was taking place. "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Little it's a ..erm.. a Geek!" Jump forward 36 years (Photomontage of various stages of main lead's life) Peter Little , Mild mannered geek by day.. even milder mannered geek by night. Starring Johnny Depp as Pete Little, going straight to DVD and the bargain bucket "THE MOVIE WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS" __________________ "Makes a soft mint look hard" - Twirly Last edited by Beowulf; 19th-July-2006 at 10:14 AM.

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