Death by chocolate!!!

[Chicklet]

only in the mirror with Brady standing behind me.

[TheTramp]

Do you do that a lot then?

(Stare at mirrors with Brady behind you).

Steve

[Wendy]

Originally posted by Chicklet
only in the mirror with Brady standing behind me.

Now if he'd had his hands over your eyes.... oh sorry getting him mixed up with Dave H ....who would have you blindfolded if he was dead and standing behind you..... oh no I've overdosed on caffeine again.....

Wxxx

[Chicklet]

***gives in goodnaturedly with grin***


I am actually really tired this afternoon having spent the morning working on a real pain in the ar*e and very late National Statistics form and believe it or not I really wasn't being naughty with the mirror, but now you horrible pair have made me picture loads of REALLY naughty things and I need a wee lie down.

[TheTramp]

and believe it or not I really wasn't being naughty with the mirror

Not.

Steve

[Chicklet]

[TheTramp]

Sorry Chickie.

just doesn't wash.

And I haven't even met you since you started posting on the forum!!

Steve

[Grant]

Originally posted by Chicklet
I really wasn't being naughty with the mirror, but now you horrible pair have made me picture loads of REALLY naughty things and I need a wee lie down.

And you an engaged woman... or should that be in the past tense now?

Grant

[Chicklet]

But I'm sticking to my guns on this one. normally I'm inexplicably proud of my abilities with the double and triple entendre but the mirror one was pure.

I was picturing a Harry Potter big mirror thing, and all concerned were fully clothed!!!


poor Chickie.

hung for a lamb.

[TheTramp]

Awwww. Poor Chickie

Steve

[Chicklet]

awwww Trampie - What big hands you've got!!!!!!!!!!!

eyes left!

LOL

[TheTramp]

Actually, I do have pretty big hands.

Can reach an octave and 4 on the piano (C-F)

Steve

[Emma]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Well. Based on past performance, I'd say the only thing that this post can possibly do is totally rule Emma out of the murder equation as a suspect.

Steve

See? I'm innocent. Totally. Steve said so *smug look* Though I'm not sure if that thingy about performance is a slur on my (otherwise blameless *ahem*) character. Mind you, people with upcoming performances probably shouldn't throw rocks, Steven...*teacher look*. Good luck on Sunday :p

[Bill]

Originally posted by Miss Marple
The Plot Thickens

BTC BILL

Acutely aware of his advancing years, and that time was rapidly running out to retain top place in the BTC Top Ten

Excuse me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just found this thread and enjoyed the two scenarios enormously... except of course for such an outrageous comment.

The author clearly has very poor eyesight so we're looking for a 'national' dancer, based in Scotland who knows everyone pretty well but has poor eyesight and regards a man in his prime, only just out of his teens as a bit old

and by the way who spilled the beans about the stockings and suspenders

[spot]

Originally posted by Bill
The author clearly has very poor eyesight so we're looking for a 'national' dancer, based in Scotland who knows everyone pretty well but has poor eyesight and regards a man in his prime, only just out of his teens as a bit old

Bill, he is clearly jealous and sees you as competition he can't beat. He is only saying your ageing to give you a complex about getting old - just as he already has. !!!

I say he, because I think miss marple is a man. A man over 55, with as you say poor eyesight, knows the Glasgow & Dundee scene pretty well, but I think you have his location the wrong way round. He is not necessarily living in Scotland at the moment, hence using the term "the Nations capital" !!!!
Still reads the forum, was in Blackpool, and could easily get the gen on what happened at the Glasgow party by speaking to the relevant ones, even although he wasn't there !!!!
Bear in mind that Brady was at the Glasgow party then went to London. Who did Brady speak to (from Scotland) and did he mention the Glasgow party to them. Who from Scotland was in London that week. (apart from yourself)
The reason I think he is over 55 is the use of the word "nincompoop" very old term that is, not a word you hear very often. But have heard it used by this gent.

and by the way who spilled the beans about the stockings and suspenders

Not guilty
( I think miss marple is also jealous about you wearing fran's stockings & suspenders.)

[John S]

Originally posted by spot
I think miss marple is a man.

So ... another element to the mystery - a talking dog suddenly appears with accusations of transvestism. Whatever next?

[Twinkle Toes]

Originally posted by John S
So ... another element to the mystery - a talking dog suddenly appears with accusations of transvestism. Whatever next?

Well that will rule you out John, since you're only in your 40s

[John S]

Originally posted by Twinkle Toes
Well that will rule you out John, since you're only in your 40s

If only - I suspect I may expire of natural causes before Miss Marple gets around to bumping me off!!!!

Anyway TT, I know you were just being kind and it's not really time for your annual eyetest - but you have the advantage over me as I don't recognise you under your alias!

[Twinkle Toes]

Originally posted by John S
Anyway TT, I know you were just being kind and it's not really time for your annual eyetest - but you have the advantage over me as I don't recognise you under your alias!

Well John, if you were looking into my eyes instead of under my alias, you would see the twinkle in them !!!

TT

[Bill]

Originally posted by Twinkle Toes
Well John, if you were looking into my eyes instead of under my alias, you would see the twinkle in them !!!

TT

Right John, if you see her twinkling alias make sure you tell everyone. I'll bet it looks great :sorry