upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

**philsmove** · 11th-January-2005, 02:04 PM

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Reply from the Technical Side:
Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME"
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of
the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Daisy · 11th-January-2005, 10:21 PM

Excellent

Have had the same problems myself in the past so I just dumped the slow, poor performance computer and got a new more powerful model.

**Minnie M** · 11th-January-2005, 11:07 PM

Be careful of SpyWare - make sure curtains are drawn at night

Bangers & Mash · 14th-January-2005, 10:12 PM

You think that's bad. I know a few people who recently upgraded from GirlFriend 2.0 to Wife 1.0 and now they can't access the internet any more and it's started draining money out of their online bank accounts.

On top of that, according to one of them, it also surreptitiously downloaded and installed parental controls on his pc

11th-January-2005, 02:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
philsmove Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,726 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 604	upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Reply from the Technical Side: Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly. CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support

11th-January-2005, 10:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Daisy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: AUSTRALIA Posts: 397 Rep Power: 3 Reputation Total: 128	Re: upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Excellent Have had the same problems myself in the past so I just dumped the slow, poor performance computer and got a new more powerful model.

11th-January-2005, 11:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Minnie M Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Hove Actually Posts: 6,692 Rep Power: 5 Reputation Total: 1999	Re: upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Be careful of SpyWare - make sure curtains are drawn at night __________________ --ooOoo-- Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982) Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928. That date is recognized as her official birthday.

14th-January-2005, 10:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bangers & Mash Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 497 Rep Power: 2 Reputation Total: 105	Re: upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 You think that's bad. I know a few people who recently upgraded from GirlFriend 2.0 to Wife 1.0 and now they can't access the internet any more and it's started draining money out of their online bank accounts. On top of that, according to one of them, it also surreptitiously downloaded and installed parental controls on his pc

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