Competition Snobbery

[Gus]

Originally Posted by Northants Girly

Who says ??

Men with more flab than muscles .... totaly unlike Gordy of course

[Andy McGregor]

Originally Posted by Gordon J Pownall

just one big one....

That would be the wallet opening one...

[Gordon J Pownall]

Originally Posted by Gus

Men with more flab than muscles .... totaly unlike Gordy of course

Ahhh Gus,

thank you for the compliment - much as I try to grow beer tits, they just won't develop,

Can you suggest anyone (as ODA) who may be able to give me the benefit of personal experience....?

I did try rubbing a piece of toilet paper down the middle of my chest to make them bigger....it didn't work and that was very surprising.






It certainly worked on my ex-wifes a*se - made it bloody huge - very successful.....

[under par]

Originally Posted by Gordon J Pownall

Ahhh Gus,

thank you for the compliment - much as I try to grow beer tits, they just won't develop,

Can you suggest anyone (as ODA) who may be able to give me the benefit of personal experience....?

I did try rubbing a piece of toilet paper down the middle of my chest to make them bigger....it didn't work and that was very surprising.

certainly worked on my ex-wifes a*se - made it bloody huge - very successful.....

Gordy................The old ones are the best

[Pammy]

Originally Posted by under par

Gordy................The old ones are the best

First fat, now old eh

[Andy McGregor]

Originally Posted by Pammy

First fat, now old eh

So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife. The fact that Pammy's neither old, nor fat should not put you off the scent. She's acheived her present beauty by stict dieting, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction.

If he didn't have the replacement beauty in the form of the lovely Sal, Gordy would be really hacked off

[Gordon J Pownall]

Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife. The fact that Pammy's neither old, nor fat should not put you off the scent. She's acheived her present beauty by stict dieting, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction.

5' 8" of pure love muscle and a babe like Pammy - believe you me it wasn't surgery - lots and lots of exercise !!!!!

Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

If he didn't have the replacement beauty in the form of the lovely Sal, Gordy would be really hacked off

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.....

It's bl**dy tough being a babe magnet (Daily Mirror, coupl'a weeks ago referring to Ceroc teachers / students falling in love etc...)

Beating 'em off with a pointy, prodding stick I am - day in, day out, week in, week out...could do with a hand really, perhaps a couple of minders / escorts / personal asisstants

(fantasy mode on)

Ah well, I always have my fantasies....Pammy.....aaaaaahhhhhh

[Sparkles]

Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife.

I was going to say this , but didn't want to offend anyone - luckily you managed to pull the comment off without doing so

Oh, and thanks for the dance last night, Andy. It took me a while to eventually catch up with you and convince you to dance with me, but it was well worth it in the end
S. x

[Gordon J Pownall]

Originally Posted by Sparkles

I was going to say this , but didn't want to offend anyone - luckily you managed to pull the comment off without doing so S. x

So, in light of the above ground breaking news....(not Pammy being my ex wife the quote above),

anyone else ever been pulled off by Andy...???

[Pammy]

Erm, Um, Erm

Looks like I've "done it again".

PS Can I be first in the queue for the pulling off ceremony?