Married Hotshots responsible for Alist teachers bad habits - Page 2

*Andy McGregor* · 3rd-January-2006, 05:06 PM

This whole thread is rubbish. It's just not needed. Asking people to post something that other people won't agree with in a forum where people disagree all the time. In what way is this thread different from the rest of the forum?

Amir might be a great teacher and dancer. He might be fit and muscular and a babe magnet. He might be fabulously musical. He might even be a great kisser. But he's missed the point of the whole forum in starting this tread.

*Andy McGregor* · 3rd-January-2006, 05:07 PM

.. and Will is really a girl, but a very ugly one.

TheTramp · 3rd-January-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amir

Here is where you can say what you really think, without all those 'IMO' and

signs, and pretend you are just joking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amir

Almost anything Gus posts.

You git. You beat me to saying that....

**Tessalicious** · 3rd-January-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

.. and Will is really a girl, but a very ugly one.

What does that say about Kate?

TheTramp · 3rd-January-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidB

Will can't dance

And you're a git too. You also beat me to saying that....

**Will** · 3rd-January-2006, 05:35 PM

David Barker is undoubtedly the most respected Male Ariels exponent in the country. So when David has something to say about Ariels, people listen.

David has dropped many hints on how to execute specific Ariels in his time, but the one that sticks in my mind above all others is actually quite controversial, and despite David's reputation of being an all-knowing Oracle one may take issue with the man over this. Indeed, he claims that:-

"You can't win a fight with a fart when performing an ariel. It's one thing to clench your cheeks and swallow the air when you're relaxed, but the exersion required to hoist another human being in the air when done properly causes massive internal pressure upon the bowel as the core muscles required for good stability contract. This far exceeding the abilities of the sphinctor muscle to compensate. Instead you should ensure that your bowels are evacuated of all solids before practice / performance and just focus on keeping your dance partner in whatever air is available".

Surrender to the fart? Agree - Yes or No? Could we have a poll please mods?

David Franklin · 3rd-January-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

David Barker is undoubtedly the most respected Male Ariels exponent in the country. So when David has something to say about Ariels, people listen.

David has dropped many hints on how to execute specific Ariels in his time, but the one that sticks in my mind above all others is actually quite controversial, and despite David's reputation of being an all-knowing Oracle one may take issue with the man over this. Indeed, he claims that:-

"You can't win a fight with a fart when performing an ariel. It's one thing to clench your cheeks and swallow the air when you're relaxed, but the exersion required to hoist another human being in the air when done properly causes massive internal pressure upon the bowel as the core muscles required for good stability contract. This far exceeding the abilities of the sphinctor muscle to compensate. Instead you should ensure that your bowels are evacuated of all solids before practice / performance and just focus on keeping your dance partner in whatever air is available".

Surrender to the fart? Agree - Yes or No? Could we have a poll please mods?

Will, I must say I think it shows a lack of imagination to bring up something from 1999!.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carol

... I may have inadvertantly, and silently, passed the tiniest amount of wind when lifting myself up onto Ian's shoulders by my stomach muscles.

LMC · 3rd-January-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

David Barker is undoubtedly the most respected Male Ariels exponent in the country. So when David has something to say about Ariels, people listen.

I know that plenty of clean shirts during an evening are encouraged, but when it comes to washing powder, I trust the Daz doorstep man (such a nice tan) much more than DavidB.

*Andy McGregor* · 3rd-January-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessalicious

What does that say about Kate?

Kate is all woman

She's probably the pretty sister to Will's ugly one and protecting family honour by pretending to marry him to add credence to his claim to be male.

**Baruch** · 3rd-January-2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewart38

Should we band all Gays from the dance scene may get a healthy debate

Make all gay dancers join a band? What if they can't play an instrument?

(Cue drummer jokes.....)

**Baruch** · 3rd-January-2006, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LMC

Far too many people on the forum are luvvy and think that disagreeing with anyone is Wrong and Evil

What a load of rubbish!

(Baruch the Anti-Luvvy)

LMC · 3rd-January-2006, 10:44 PM

Forum rep law: Men are allowed to be controversial because it's macho and the posturing amuses us all so we positive rep them*. But women have to respond with

or get negative repped. It's the law.

*Stewart38 being the exception that proves this rule of course

**stewart38** · 3rd-January-2006, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

This whole thread is rubbish. It's just not needed. Asking people to post something that other people won't agree with in a forum where people disagree all the time. In what way is this thread different from the rest of the forum?

Ill over disagree if that other person is wrong and try and tell them where they have gone wrong

**Donna** · 4th-January-2006, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavidB

Will can't dance

OUch!!! Will!?? Where are you??

CJ · 4th-January-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donna

OUch!!! Will!?? Where are you??

he'll be busy for sometime: he's away learning to dance.

**Will** · 4th-January-2006, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donna

OUch!!! Will!?? Where are you??

That's ok Donna. No-one really takes the witterings of newly knighted "Sir Cumference" too seriously. I'll just leave him to swig on his bottle of Port.

*Andy McGregor* · 4th-January-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock

he'll be busy for sometime: he's away learning to dance.

Let's not exaggerate, he's learning a move.

**DavidB** · 4th-January-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock

he'll be busy for sometime: he's away learning to dance.

Give the poor guy a break. After all he started tango by accident. Kate mentioned 'ocho' and he heard 'oche'. He thought he had found that rarest of creatures - a woman interested in darts!

The closest he gets to darts now is Kate's stiletto heels.

3rd-January-2006, 05:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
Andy McGregor Commercial Operator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sussex by the Sea Posts: 7,342 Status: Very, very annoyed. Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1632	Re: Married Hotshots responsible for Alist teachers bad habits This whole thread is rubbish. It's just not needed. Asking people to post something that other people won't agree with in a forum where people disagree all the time. In what way is this thread different from the rest of the forum? Amir might be a great teacher and dancer. He might be fit and muscular and a babe magnet. He might be fabulously musical. He might even be a great kisser. But he's missed the point of the whole forum in starting this tread. __________________ “Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage-to move in the opposite direction.” Albert Einstein

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Andy McGregor Commercial Operator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sussex by the Sea Posts: 7,342 Status: Very, very annoyed. Rep Power: 5 Rep.: 1632	.. and Will is really a girl, but a very ugly one. __________________ “Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage-to move in the opposite direction.” Albert Einstein

3rd-January-2006, 05:35 PM	#26 (permalink)
Will Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: London Posts: 1,422 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 557	Re: Married Hotshots responsible for Alist teachers bad habits David Barker is undoubtedly the most respected Male Ariels exponent in the country. So when David has something to say about Ariels, people listen. David has dropped many hints on how to execute specific Ariels in his time, but the one that sticks in my mind above all others is actually quite controversial, and despite David's reputation of being an all-knowing Oracle one may take issue with the man over this. Indeed, he claims that:- "You can't win a fight with a fart when performing an ariel. It's one thing to clench your cheeks and swallow the air when you're relaxed, but the exersion required to hoist another human being in the air when done properly causes massive internal pressure upon the bowel as the core muscles required for good stability contract. This far exceeding the abilities of the sphinctor muscle to compensate. Instead you should ensure that your bowels are evacuated of all solids before practice / performance and just focus on keeping your dance partner in whatever air is available". Surrender to the fart? Agree - Yes or No? Could we have a poll please mods?

3rd-January-2006, 10:44 PM	#32 (permalink)
LMC Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the corner Posts: 4,508 Status: No Status Rep Power: 4 Rep.: 2319	Re: Married Hotshots responsible for Alist teachers bad habits Forum rep law: Men are allowed to be controversial because it's macho and the posturing amuses us all so we positive rep them. But women have to respond with or get negative repped. It's the law. Stewart38 being the exception that proves this rule of course

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