ESG's new publishing plan

[El Salsero Gringo]

(Although why anyone would want to read the banality of rep messages is beyond me, mine always say "Well done" or something equally scintillating)

Your rep obviously comes from the wrong people. Mine is always full of juicy little nuggetty titbits of tittle-tattle, jam packed full of insider information and gossip about your favourite forumites.

In fact I'm thinking of using it to start a weekly magazine that will be printed on cheap paper with the TV listings (including cable) at the back to be sold at supermarkets for 30p and marketed exclusively to the C2 and lower socio-economic groups. Would you like to be on the cover of the first edition?

[WittyBird]

Would you like to be on the cover of the first edition?

That's really gonna make people buy it

[El Salsero Gringo]

That's really gonna make people buy it

It's amazing what the right lighting can do for a photograph.

[WittyBird]

It's amazing what the right lighting can do for a photograph.

So you'd be taking it in the dark then?

[El Salsero Gringo]

So you'd be taking it in the dark then?

Nah... I'm a pro. I even made you look good, didn't I?

[WittyBird]

Nah... I'm a pro. I even made you look good, didn't I?

Touche

[David Bailey]

I've moved this to keep the "moderator" thread vaguely on-topic...

[TheTramp]

Nah... I'm a pro. I even made you look good, didn't I?

That shouldn't have been too difficult.

Now, try making ME look good!